Dustpelt: so, you've been allegedly married to Sandstorm for how long?
Firestar: two years
Dustpelt: and your first name is?
Firestar: Firestar
Dustpelt: and your boyfriend's name is?
Firestar: Graystripe
[ThunderClan gasps]
Firestar: I'm sorry! I misunderstand! You say boyfriend, I thought you say best friend! Graystripe is my best friend!
Graystripe: you b a s t a r d
