Juancock
tAEHYUNG
Taestydaddy
Hmm that's strange, I can hear someone calling a weird name in the distance
Juancock
V???
Taestydaddy
There! It happened again! Am I imagining things??? :0
Juancock
...daddy?
Taestydaddy
Oh hey baby
Juancock
You must be kidding me
Taestydaddy
Huehuehuehue
Juancock
aNYWAY
I'm scared
Taestydaddy
Omg why no has someone done something I'll find them and borrow Yoongi's fork to stab their heart and feed them to my pet lion
Juancock
You have a pet lion????
Taestydaddy
Yes, my wild side ;)
Juancock
Have I seen that wild side yet?
Taestydaddy
You've seen half of it but there's more to come baby ;)
Juancock
Guess I better prepare my ass
Anyway can I actually explain why I'm scared???
Taestydaddy
Yes yes ofc
Wait brb lemme get a drink I'm thirsty
...don't take that the wrong way
Juancock
FFS
Are you done?????
Taestydaddy
Yeppp I got juice
Juancock
i gOT JUICE, AND THEY KNOW I DO
Taestydaddy
The fuck you ok there
Juancock
Kris Wu fam
Taestydaddy
wHO THE FUCK IS KRIS WU
Juancock
Nvm you're uncultured
Taestydaddy
K
Juancock
K is the 11th letter of the English alphabet or is short for kilo or karat. An example of k is the first letter in the word "kite." An example of K is the abbreviated form of the word kilogram.
Taestydaddy
Did you really just...
Juancock
I did
Now for my explanation!
So I feel like someone's watching me
Taestydaddy
Oh I thought there was a serial killer in your house or something lololol
Juancock
IT MIGHT BE A SERIAL KILLER
Taestydaddy
People always say they're being watched in movies and then they get kidnapped haha
Juancock
YOURE NOT HELPING
Look I went to the store and the whole time I felt like someone was following me and I turned around once and some person ran down an alley oKAY
Taestydaddy
Hahahahahaha ok
Juancock
wHY ARE YOU BEING SO SARCASTIC IM SERIOUS
Taestydaddy
Reverse psychology babe
Juancock
Well it doesn't work I need comfort
Taestydaddy
Ok ok I'm sorry look just try and stay in your house as much as you can and always make sure your doors and windows are locked! Also call me if you're in trouble and I'll come and get you
Is that better?
Juancock
Yes ty hyung
I need a hug
Taestydaddy
iLL BE RIGHT THERE
Juancock
Wait really???
Taestydaddy
Yesssss I'll be there in 5 to give you a hug...
Or maybe I can show you my full wild side ;)
Juancock
My dad's home, I don't think so :')
Taestydaddy
Diddly darn
Fine fine another time
Juancock
Okayyyyy
Wait pls bring chocolate I forgot to buy some at the store :)))
Taestydaddy
rEALLY BABE
Juancock
Please daddy \(•-•\)
Taestydaddy
Ok fine...
But you owe me ;)
Juancock
That's fine by me ;)
Taestydaddy
I don't think I've ever ran so fast
Juancock
See you in a bit daddy ;)
Taestydaddy
Fuck yeah ok seeya :')
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The tables have turned
Btw for those wondering who the stalker person is, I'll give you a hint:
It's not Yeona, she's dead jk not really she's just not a creep tbf
Anyway next chapter will be a long proper one okay, today I just kinda lost my writing flair, y'know? No? Ok nvm bye famalamadingdong
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