AU Tender in the loins (after truth or shot/ Sal)

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At the beginning of the show they did what they always did, mess with the audience

"So we have a little thing to ask you guys" Murr says

"Yeah, you know that Sal and I are married right" Joe said

"Hey, hey, to women not each other...we don't want to start any more weird fanfics" says Sal

They all laugh and then some yell that they know

"Well we had to stop a beating before the show, it would have been brutal" Q tells them

"Yeah she would have fucked him up real bad" Says Murr

There was some laughs

"Can this douche....I mean dick....I mean....dude come up to the stage?" Joe says pointing at the pic Murr took

"And anyone that's with him" Q says

I'm in the room with the kids and Bessy, I get a text from Sal

I'm gonna ask you to come on stage in a bit

I was freaking out when I saw who was with the douche

I know that chick that's with him
She's the one that Riley's father was with a while back

He looks over at me and nods then waves me over

"I would like you all to meet my wife, son, and daughter"

I walk on stage and smirk at the douche and the chick
I still kind of get pissed, because of her I raised Riley alone for 2 years till I met the guys and they started helping
Sal then hands me the mic

"I'm Christal, Sal's wife and personal assistant, this dip shit hit on me by telling me that he was good friends with the guys and that he could get me good seats for my husband's show"

Every one started to boo and his girl started talking shit to him

"Then when I wouldn't give him my number he got physical by putting his hands on me"

I looked over to Sal to keep him back from hurting the guy
After shaming them for being mean and vindictive people a few more minutes and asking them to leave the show I made a big announcement

"I'm gonna say something really important.....but I have to tell Sal in his ear first"

I say it in Sal's ear and he is in shock then yells

"Hell yeah, I'm gonna be a dad again!!!"

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I can't believe I'm gonna be a dad again

First to Riley even though he knows the truth he is still my little boy and I will do anything for him

Second to Hailey with her big green eyes and her mom's smile she, just like Riley along with their mom and our new baby, they are my world

"Sal, get your ass off her and let's start the show" Q says

"All right already Damn, well we all want to thank you for coming" I say

"We will have a little celebration in the meet and greet room for the the ones I dm the password to, so don't try to crash the party" Chris tells the crowd

There's 'awwwws' and groans coming from the crowd

"We want you all to know that we are always glad to have you as fans and friends" Q says

"Thank you all for coming and we hope to see you guys on the next impractical jokers cruise" Murr says

We did our show and went back to the dressing rooms to freshen up and make sure our stuff wasn't messed with