AU Tender in the loins (after truth or shot/ Sal)

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POV sal

We stayed a few more days so Chris and I had to go pick up her sisters and their families

We rented an 18 passenger van so there was more than enough room
Riley's father and his family were going to meet us at the entrance
We parked a bit away and while walking to it we saw three extra people with 'em

"That's his mom, his sister and her son" Chris is surprised

"Good thing we bought more than enough tickets and wrist bands" I tell her

We waited for everyone to meet up with us and had the most awkward conversation ever

"So how did you and Chris meet" his mom asked

I look over to Chris and she shrugs
"I rented her a room at my house in New York"

"Who's this little cutie, she has such big green eyes"

"Don't get near her, she's nothing to you" Chris says in Spanish

I tell Hailey and Riley go with their cousins

"Wow, so when did you guys get married?" She asks

"A while ago you can see it on TV" Chris says

"Oh a TV show?" She acts surprised

"You watch it every week" Riley's cousin Shawn says

She just turns red and stopped asking questions

"Chris your husband really went all out on this party" the girlfriend says

"Actually Chris paid for all of it, even the front of the line passes most of you guys are getting" Q says walking up to us

"Did you used to be a stripper, cuz I think I've seen you dance once, it really wasn't all that good" Q says outta nowhere

"Dude, you know she was we told your ass not to say anything geeze" I punch him in the arm

"Oh, yeah I was but not anymore, do you have a good paying job?" The ex stripper asks Chris

"Yeah she's Sal's personal assistant and helps with getting set up at shows" Joe says walking past us

"Is that her?" Joe whispers

"Yes, now shush" I tell him

"I went to school and training for a while and it's going on 10yrs give or take that I've been working at the network and about 5yrs I've been working with the guys, you know starting from the bottom up kind of thing" Chris says with confidence

"What is it that you do? You still a stripper?" Murray asks her

"James be quite and go away" we both tell him

"I mostly stay home with the kids"

"Oh that's cool we just bought a bigger place in New York, an apartment for Chris' grandma in LA, and one for her mom in Phoenix since Riley and Hailey visit them a lot"

"They stay with me in his old room that they all share, she should have kept being a stripper she would have had her own house" his mom said

"Oh ok" I say

Chris chuckled

"Well everyone is here, the wrist bands will get you all you can drink and eat, we will be cutting the cake in 5 hours" Joe says​

"Only I have the front of the line passes" Q says

We had fun and then we got to eat cake

"Well that was fun, now we have to put you guys to sleep in the rooms" Chris says to the kids