Holed Bulletproof (A Backstory of the Red Queen in "Alice in Wonderland")

SCENE 13 -Love?-

Setting: Village

(busy ang mga tao sa village and then jolly music starts. Pasok si Knight na mayabang na naglalakad (chest out, stomach in and palingon lingon sa mga girls) may mga times na kikindat sya sa mga girls and mag flying kiss) (pause) (music starts ng My awesomeness is awesome)

"My Awesomeness is Awesome" – Knight

Lyrics: PainAndPen

Music: Stephen Jay Arana

All girls fall behind

As I take my glorious stride

If I wink like this and plaster this smile

Well, getting over it will take a while

Chorus:

'coz My awesomeness is awesome

My awesomeness is awesome

All the praises let it come

For my awesomeness is awesome

My boldness is unbreakable

My charm is unmistakable

My presence is so palpable

I'm awesome and it's infallible

Unmatchable, believable

I'm responsible, accountable

If you fall and it's unchangeable

Impassable, impregnable

(repeat chorus)

(note, may choreograph sa kanta nya.. hindi naman sya sayaw pero parang ala Disney.) (matatapos ang song and then flash his winning smile)

(ang mga girls parang kikiligin)

Knight: (sweet) May I ask milady, where is the palace of this kingdom. I am just a Knight from a far yet radiant Kingdom and I am on my quest and so I seek the Queen of this spectacular Land to give her my reverence. (sabay kindat)

Villager1: ohhh. How sweet of you to do that. (malambing din)

Villager 2: but haven't you heard anything about our Queen.

Knight: well, I heard she's beautiful.

V3: and mean.

V2: and tyrant.

V3: and ruthless.

V1: (lingon sa dalawa) stop that nonsense! (baling kay Knight na parang nang-aakit) well, she's scary... but I guess, with that comeliness of yours, you'll be able to do something about that..

Knight: oh well, I can do that. . haha

V2 and V2: Sure you do!

Knight: oh, look! The time flies really fast if I'm with such beauties like all of you. It saddened me to say but I should take my leave now.

V1, V2 and V3: awwww.

Knight: it is okay ladies. If time will permit, I will be with you shortly.

(Knight exits striding.)

(change scene)

Setting: Throne Room

(Queen sitting on her throne. Si Guard is where he usually is)

(Pasok si Soldier)