Ask/Dare the Eeveelutions!

Dare #9

I'm back bitches. Photo is a hint for the 150+ reader special coming up. Get hyped

Angelica- *sighs* It's good to be back! We have a dare that's been around for quite some time, so I'll do the honor of reading it. "Elliot has to be thrown in the middle of the forest with no map, compass, or any means of navigation"- spinyrhino wow you truly are a horrible human being..........I love it

Angelica- Your dare also included us parachuting him down, but we don't have that kinda budget, so I'll just have Seto carry him

*a while later*

Elliot- *naps*

*Seto and three other rowlets show up*

Seto- Alright guys, get him! *lifts Elliot up with the help of the other rowlets*

*some time later*

Seto and company- *drops Elliot* bye bye hoe *flies away*

Elliot- *wakes up* hm? Where am i? *realizes that he is in the middle of nowhere* OH FUUUUUUUUUCK

????- Omg can you not be so loud!!

Elliot- *looks around, frightened* who's there???

*A small deerling emerges from the bushes*

Deerling- *pulls Elliot into the bushes* shut up!

Elliot- *whispers* who are you and what do you want??

Deerling- my name is Weiss, humans are around so if you don't shut up, we're both going to be captured.

*A group of humans run past the two Pokémon*

Weiss- *sighs* okay, we can come out now

Elliot- *is still frightened* hey, I'm super lost. I don't know how I got here, so if you can just bring me to the exit, that would be great.

Weiss- Oh! Sure, hop on my back. I'll carry you there!

Elliot- *with relief* thanks so much!

*~30 min later*

Weiss- Here you go!

Elliot- Thanks for the ride!

Weiss- No problem! *runs away*

Elliot- Now, how the fuck do I get home?

*4 hours later*

Elliot- *slams door open* MY ARCEUS HOW FAR WAS I?

Opal- *looks up from book* oh, back already? Wow, Angie said that it would take you until tomorrow morning. I'm surprised you made it back so fast

Elliot- Oh.my.god...... ANGIE IM GONNA KILL YOU

Angelica- hhhhhhhhhhh bye