The eeveelutions as shit people say at my school

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Hi so I'm just gonna be shitposting for awhile don't mind me

Angelica- "Even though I can't be president, you know what I can be?" "A pain in the ass"

Comet- "We were learning about the great white shark and everyone just kept staring at me."

Storm- "The math homework was so easy, it's just rise over run!" "Yeah, one day I'm gonna rise and run over your ass"

Roman- "MY FATASS BROKE MY PHONE BECAUSE I SAT ON IT GOD DAMNIT" and "My spinal cord is straight but I'm not"

Laurence- "Are you okay? You've been an edgy ass this entire week."

Elliot- "It's time to put my democratic- socialist government plan into action!"

Dexter and Oculus- "Peter you got a 8/18, do you know what that is?" "No" "That's a 44% Peter." "Oh"

Opal- "You hairline is receding backwards more and more everyday"

Tyler- "You will rue the day you boys ever decided to fool around in my class!"

Vanessa- "Don't talk to me about being the biggest minority, I'm black!"

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