The eeveelutions as shit my friends have said

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Shitposting hiii

Angelica- "do boys have ovaries" (spamaohno still crying)

Storm- "We should make our song about doggos."

Comet- "It's ya boi skinny penis"

Roman- "I'm making this elephant rainbow, because it resembles me: a gay elephant."

Elliot- "This could all be solved with SOCIALISM" and "was that racially motivated???"

Laurence- "Vladimir Putin is my daddy."

Dexter and Oculus- "It's pronounced crePAY." "No, it's creAPE."

Opal- "I don't pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America. And to the republic for which it democratizes, one nation, under the devil, divisible, with liberty and justice for none."

Tyler- "WHERES HIS GIRLFRIEND IMMA KILL THAT BITCH!"

Vanessa- "Stop using your phone in class, you're such a bad role model"

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