The Eeveelutions as shit my little brother has said

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He's eight and this kid is just.....

Angelica- "Your mom gambled away her entire life and she got you, I almost feel bad."

Storm- "I can swim! *jumps into pool* WAIT NEVER MIND"

Comet- "Yo so what would happen if I ate 7 wintergreen tic tacs at the same time??"

Roman- "OMG EVERYONE WAS FLIRTING WITH MY GIRL TODAY BUT SHE STILL LIKES ME BEST."

Elliot- "*yells at girl in my class* FIX YOUR TEETH YOU FUCKING BEVER"

Laurence- "ow I think I got a cut from his edge."

Dexter and Oculus- "yo mom is gonna kill you." "I know." "You really don't care?" Ya"

Opal- "Stop watching your shitty anime and listen to me."

Tyler- "I can read *30 min later* I read 5 pages!"

Vanessa- "They call me Casper cause I'm going ghost."

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