Ask/Dare the Eeveelutions!

Ask #20

Angelica: So we got a super long ask. To save time I'll read it. HaterOfTheYear says:

To all the fortunate souls who receive this message: You have an opportunity to earn a thousand dollars. Of course, money ain't free, so there's a few questions I need to ask.

1. Suppose that in order to receive the money, you must press a button. Doing so will break a random person's legs, but there is a 75% chance the person is evil. Press the button?

2. The aforementioned person is suddenly sprung upon by a gang of ninjas equipped with swords! Of course, you can replace those swords with a beautiful bouquet of flowers, but it's gunna cost 75$ for shipping and handling. Shall I place the order?

3. Now that person knows of your actions. He has a magic genie and rubbed his lamp to get a wish! Shall we assassinate the genie, or will the genie be the kind of genie that always twists your wishes into a messed-up version of whatever you wished for?

4. Calculus.

5. You can double the remaining money, but every time you do, someone you know dies. How many people die tonight?

*Angelica passes out*

Charles: Holy shit.....where does she keep all that air?

Laurence: No idea

Angelica: *wakes up* whew! Okay I'm back.

Part 1:

Angelica: Hell yeah I'll push the fucking button

Charles: But that's mean! I don't think I'll push it

Storm: Don't push it. There's always that 25% chance

Comet: FUCK YEAH ILL PUSH IT

Roman: I'm broke so yeah I'll push it

Elliot: Hmmm......sure I'll push it

Laurence: I'm with Storm and Charles. I won't push it

The twins: Push it. There's two of us, so double the money

Opal: Push it. My legs won't be broken so why not?

Tyler: You guys are the worst I'm not pushing it

Vanessa: Push it. That is all

Part 2:

Angelica: if it's coming out of the 1,000 dollars then yeah

Charles: Place the order!

Storm: Place the order I'm too pussy

Comet: BITCH I WOULD HAVE ALREADY BEEN OUT THE DOOR

Roman: IM B R O K E B I T C H SO NO

Elliot: Nope. I'm sure I can take it

Laurence: Aha yes please

The twins: Yes place the order

Opal: Hell no I'm no pussy

Tyler: YES SWORDS ARE SCARY AF

Vanessa: IM WITH TYLER ON THIS ONE

Part 3:

All: Assassinate wtf

Part 4:

All except for Elliot, Laurence and Opal: B Y E

Elliot: *takes out pencil and paper* I got this

Laurence: Math was my best subject. Let's do this

Opal: I got this bitches

Part 5:

Angelica: None! I'm not killing my friends for money!

Charles: Same here!

Storm: That's super fucked up wtf

Comet: WHAT NO THATS SELFISH

Roman: Well everyone except my Papi can now consider themselves dead

Elliot: Listen I'm a bastard but I'm not that bad. None will die

Laurence: I'm not killing anyone

The Twins: We're good thanks

Opal: I'll kill Roman

Roman: WOW I HOPE YOU'RE THE FIRST TO DIE

Opal: K

Tyler: UH I WONT KILL ANYONE

Vanessa: Nope. I'm good without killing anyone