Angelica- "thank god you're back none gave me food all of last week."
Storm- "I'm only 50% straight. The rest is all a blur."
Comet- "Why do I keep losing followers. Is it because of my memes?"
Roman- "Fuck this is my 4th piece of flan in a row why do I eat out my feelings?"
Elliot- "I need some Jesus *dumps bottle of holy water on head* I'm still not clean of my sin"
Laurence- "I was so edgy last year, but I feel like it's been kinda toned down"
The Twins- "My brother is getting his soccer career started up at nine years old and I'm here drawing cats on my state test"
Opal- "I have way too many Stephen king books but I really don't give a fuck"
Tyler- "Apparently I'm a friend stealer now. Better back the fuck up."
Vanessa- "I keep working out on my period why do I do stupid shit like this?"
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Ask/Dare the Eeveelutions!
RandomI've seen so many of these on wattpad, so I decided to jump on the bandwagon and make one myself! The eeveelutions are as follows: Angelica- Eevee Comet- Jolteon Storm- Vaporeon Roman- Flareon Elliot- Espeon Laurence- Umbreon Charles- Shiny Umbreon ...
