The Eeveelutions as shit that I've said

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And the shitposting begins ayyyy

Angelica- "offensive comment my asscheeks"

Comet- "remind what we're looking for...we're looking for that good weed"

Storm- "so 'taking' is spelled with no -E, right??"

Roman- "I JUST SPILLED COFFEE ALL OVER MY FITBIT THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS"

Elliot- "Beep Beep Communism"

Laurence- "He's being more edgy than me and that's a problem"

Dexter and Oculus- "I love my little brother, even though he ate all of my leftover pasta"

Opal- "Nick, stop being a jackass and fucking move......god what a bitch."

Tyler- "How many tic-tacs does it take to overdose???"

Vanessa- "honestly, cooking is my only saving grace for being at least a half-decent Latina daughter"

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