The_Wolfish_Hunt spinyrhino I'm just gonna leave this here....
Angelica: *lays on couch* I'm boooored
Charles: *nods* me too
Storm: Well, how about we play a game?
Elliot: Hm? What game did you have in mind?
Roman: *grins* a very fun game
Opal: oh fuck no
Roman: oh fuck yes FMK time people
All: *look around the room* LETS DO IT!
Roman: YES ILL BRING THE BEEEEEER
*A hour or so later*
Angelica: alright! Roman, FMK: Laurence, Tyler, Storm
Roman: FUCK TYLER AND LAURENCE MARRY LAURENCE KILL STORM DUH
Tyler: uh I'm not letting you fuck me again
Roman: Tyler come on that was back in high school lmao
Tyler: *sighs* besides, only daddy dexter can have this body
Dexter: okay wtf did you say Tyler?
Tyler: *sweats* nothing
Comet: ANNNNYWAYS OPAL
Opal: *growls* yes comet?
Comet: FMK: Me, Elliot, Roman
Opal: Kill Roman
Roman: ayyyy the feeling is mutual
Comet: The other two?
Opal: ........ *leaves the room* I'm done here
Comet: wAIT OPAL YOU DIDNT ANSWER THE QUESTIOOOON
Elliot: *ears prick up* huh
Oculus: While those two are still deep in thought, brother, FMK: Tyler, Vanessa, Opal
Dexter: hmmmm......
Tyler: *prays* plzplzplz fuck me
Dexter: *shurgs* no idea
Oculus: You gotta chose
Dexter: No I honestly don't know......
Tyler and Vanessa: *groan*
Laurence: Angie, FMK: Charles, Comet, Elliot
Angelica: Easy: Fuck Comet, Marey Charles, Kill Elliot
Elliot: wow Angie what did I do to you?
Angelica: Exist
Elliot: 🙄
Comet: Ayyyy Angie come get this di- *is cut off by charles*
Charles: *growls* She's mine pothead
Comet: *backs away* okayokayokay
Vanessa: Alright, last one! Tyler, FMK: Yourself, Dexter, Laurence
Tyler: Honey i would fuck, marry, and kill myself
All: What
Tyler: What
What the fuck did I just write idk
Hope this meets your expectations you sinners
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Ask/Dare the Eeveelutions!
RandomI've seen so many of these on wattpad, so I decided to jump on the bandwagon and make one myself! The eeveelutions are as follows: Angelica- Eevee Comet- Jolteon Storm- Vaporeon Roman- Flareon Elliot- Espeon Laurence- Umbreon Charles- Shiny Umbreon ...