Okay, for starters, Tui T. Sutherland! I love your swears!!!!
They are awesome and I do use them instead of normal swears...............
Plus I made up some more with dragons from the series.....But I can't take all the credit! SmallButDeadlySunny A.K.A. me bff Julianne, made up half of them.
And speaking of swears, OMM THORN! WHERE YOU LEARN TO CURSE?!?!!?!?!?!?
Just gonna list my favorite ones from the books and then the ones I made up
-You Frog-faced glob of camel spit
-You self-righteous fish nose
-Pompous worm-faced snob-headed camel turd
-Scab-infested idiot monkey
-Dung-snorting hippo head
-Squid brain (Heart emoji, heart emoji, RIPNAMI!!!!!!)
-Jerboa-head
And now the made-up ones...
-What the Fathom Farsight Fierceteethen Foeslayer is going on here?!?!?!?
-Basically just replace F*ck with Fierceteethen
-You make Morrowseer look like a cuddly teddy bear
-You're as smart as Blaze!
-You're as beautiful as Scarlet after Book 1
-You're the type of person Burn would love to have in her collection! (okay....that one is a little creepy if you haven't read the series...)
-You make Whirlpool look attractive
-Well you make Blaze look intelligent
And if you ever use these one anyone, just add this line afterwards,
Blister Blaze and you just got Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrned!
or
You're so Burned you could have a weirdling tower!
or a direct quote,
"I don't know if he can survive this, That big of a burn..."
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I love dragon swears............................................
Got any I should add to this list? Let me know in the comments! Would LOVE some new ones!
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Random Wings of fire stuff
Randomthis is just random realizations, theories, ocs, one-shots, short stories, funny pictures, and anything else i think of related to the epic, awesome series, Wings Of Fire by Mrs. Tui T. Sutherland.
