This randomly popped into my head last night and is the first parody I have ever come up with. It's not completely WOF, but anyways, enjoy!
[This is a parody of Mambo Number 5 by Lou Bega, the original song is in the video above]
Ladies and Gentlemen, let's go kill Number Five.
One, Two Three Four Five,
Everybody in the fandom so come on let's ride
To the bookstore around the corner,
The girls wanna read some Divergent but I really don't wanna,
Big cry like I had last week,
I must stay deep cause talk is cheap,
I like Fourtris, Ripnami, Maight, and Nella.
And as I keep readin, you know they're gettin sweeter.
So what can I do,
I really beg you my Lord,
To me reading is just like a sport,
Everybody dies,
It's all good we cry
Jump in and set in the feels!
A little bit of Ripnami in my life,
A little bit of Cleril by my side,
A little bit of Glorybringer's all I need,
A little bit of Moonbli's what I see,
A little bit of Newtmas in the sun,
A little bit of Fourtris all night long,
A little bit of Destiel, here I am,
A little bit of Nuna makes me your man.
{Instrumental}
Let's kill Number Five!
{More Instrumental}
Jump up and Down,
Slam your fists on the ground.
Shake your hands to the sound,
Throw your book on the ground.
Shout to the left, Scream to the right.
Yell to the front, Fangirl to the side.
Clap your hands once,
And can't even twice.
And if it looks psychotic then you're doin it right.
A little bit of Ripnami in my life,
A little bit of Cleril by my side,
A little bit of Glorybringer's all I need,
A little bit of Moonbli's what I see,
A little bit of Newtmas in the sun,
A little bit of Fourtris all night long,
A little bit of Destiel, here I am,
A little bit of Nuna makes me your man.
{Instrumental}
Feels!
The Feels!
Let's kill Number Five!
A little bit of Ripnami in my life,
A little bit of Cleril by my side,
A little bit of Glorybringer's all I need,
A little bit of Moonbli's what I see,
A little bit of Newtmas in the sun,
A little bit of Fourtris all night long,
A little bit of Destiel, here I am,
A little bit of Nuna makes me your man.
A do all to, fall in love with a ship like you.
Cause you can run, but you can't hide.
This ship will sail or someone will die.
{Final Instrumental}
Ta-Da!!!!! I also have some WOF Christmas Carols, but I'll save those for December.
Here's a preview- Darkstalker got run over by Rainwing!
Hope you enjoyed this!
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Randomthis is just random realizations, theories, ocs, one-shots, short stories, funny pictures, and anything else i think of related to the epic, awesome series, Wings Of Fire by Mrs. Tui T. Sutherland.
