that is wild patrick! ; misc.

ix. A GODDAMN RANT

THIS IS IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I AM ANGRY AS SHIT RN

I THINK CROWLEY MIGHT ACTUALLY GET KILLED OFF

LIKE, FOR GOOD

AS IN "GOODBYE OLD FREIND, IT WAS NICE HAVIN YA"

MARK HIMSELF HAS REFERENCED IT AND HE ACTUALLY POSTED THIS SORT OF GOODBYE THING AND I'M

IF THEY KILL CROWLEY THAT'S IT

THAT'S THE FINAL STRAW SPN

FIRST, YOU KILL EVERY CHARACTER THAT EVERYONE ADORES (BOBBY, KEVIN, CHARLIE, BENNY, BALTHAZAR, ETC ETC)

THEN, YOU TURN SPN INTO WHATEVER THE SHIT IT IS NOW BC HONESTLY I DON'T EVEN FUCKING KNOW ANYMORE

SHOULD I EVEN MENTION WHAT THE FUCK YOU'VE DONE TO GABRIEL??? IS HE ALIVE??? IS HE DEAD??? WHICH IS IT YOU BASTARDS

OH, AND LET ME MENTION THAT THROUGH ALL OF THIS YOU ABUSE THE F U C K OUT OF CAS YOU SHITHEADS

AND NOW, FUCKING NOW, WHEN YOUR VIEWS ARE ALREADY DROPPING, YOU DECIDE ITS A GOOD IDEA TO FUCKING KILL CROWLEY

YOU KEEP CAS ALIVE (PROBABLY) BUT NOT CROWLEY ????

FUCKIN KING OF THE CROSSROADS, KING OF HELL, HATED BY EVERY SINGLE FUCKING CHARACTER ON THE SHOW, DEMON CRUSHING ON DEAN WINCHESTER FUCKING FERGUS MACLEOD C RO WLE Y

IF YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY THIS THEN HONEY, YOU'VE GOT A BIG STORM COMIN

AND LIKE, I GET THAT CAS PROBABLY SERVES MORE PURPOSE AND HAS BEEN ON THE SHOW LONGER AND BLAH BLAH BLAH BUT CROWLEY IS SO LOYAL TO THEM AND HAS SAVED CAS SO MANY FUCKING TIMES LIKE HE'S A HUGE SOFTIE AND A GODDAMN HERO FUCK YOU

YOU KNOW, IT'S ONE FUCKING THING TO KILL SOMEONE AND BRING THEM BACK BUT TO ACTUALLY REMOVE THEM FROM THE SHOW IS A WHOLE OTHER FUCKING THING

CROWLEY IS ONE OF THE MAIN FOUR

THE MAIN FOUR

HE HAS BEEN IN SO MANY EPS AND SO MANY PEOPLE LOVE HIM AND MARK AND I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I WILL SUE IF YOU GET RID OF HIM

HONESTLY, SPN WRITERS, I'M SO SICK OF YOUR SHIT

THE FUCKING SHIT WITH CAS

EITHER SHOW HIM SOME GODDAMN RESPECT OR GET HIM OFF THE SHOW AND LET MISHA FIND A SHOW THAT ACTUALLY APPRECIATES HIM BC YOU FUCKERS DON'T DESERVE HIM

AND THIS DEANCAS PINING BULLSHIT EITHER LET THEM FUCK OR PUT AN END TO IT FUCKING DECIDE WHAT YOU WANT

STOP BRINGING ON NEW PEOPLE OR CHARACTERS THAT EVERYONE ADORES AND THEN KILLING THEM OFF FIVE EPS LATER YOU ASSHOLES

AND DO NOT, DO FUCKING NOT, TELL ME YOU'RE GOING BACK TO SPNS ROOTS AND THEN GIVE ME THE ALL OVER THE PLACE HOT MESS THAT S12 IS YOU LYING BASTARDS

DECIDE WHAT YOU WANT WITH YOUR DAMN SHOW

STOP FUCKING AROUND AND ADDING A MILLION DIFFERENT THINGS TO THE PLOT AND MAKING IT SLOPPY AND ALL OVER THE PLACE I MEAN JESUS FUCK HOW DO YOU EXPECT PEOPLE TO KEEP UP ?????

I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL STOP WATCHING THE SHOW IF YOU KILL OFF CROWLEY

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT ANYWAY

CAS IS IN TEN-TWELVE EPS A SEASON, A SEASON

THATS HALF OF THE FUCKING EPS, MAYBE

AND SOME OF HIS EPS HIS SCREEN TIME IS TEN-FIFTEEN MINUTES MAX LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT???

YOU KNOW WHY YOU KEPT HIM AROUND? DO YOU FUCKING REMEMBER WHY HE IS STILL ON THIS GODDAMN MESS OF A SHOW? FUCKING DO YOU?

BECAUSE THE FANS ADORED HIM AND WANTED HIM TO BE ON THE SHOW

I KNOW, PEOPLE ACTUALLY WANTING CAS ON THE SHOW, WANTING HIM TO BE LOVED, WISHING HE HAD MORE SCREEN TIME, YEAH THAT MUST BE REALLY FUCKING SHOCKING TO YOU DICKHEADS

JUST, CLEAN UP YOUR GODDAMN MESS

-A VERY ANGRY BLUSHINGDESTIEL