A FASHION RANT FOR FASHIONABLY FABULOUS PEOPLE LIKE ME.
ANYONE WHO HAS BAD FASHION TASTE I PITY YOU.
And I will actually help you if you think you need better taste. I literally own over 100 fashion magazines.
Vogue, Glamour, Lucky, Bazaar, Women's, and Elle.
THIS RANT IS ABOUT HOW SOME PEOPLE THINK WHAT IT'S OKAY TO TAKE MY FASHION COUPONS? NO, JUST STOP PLEASE.
PEOPLE LIKE THAT HURT MY PRECIOUS EYES.
Also if anyone has been to the store Delia's or maybe you've ordered online from it, IT'S ABSOLUTELY FAB AND ALMOST AS AMAZING AS MY OTHER FAVORITE STORES!
Should I make a favorites book? Would anyone read that, with my favorite everythings in it; books, movies, songs/bands, actors/actresses, stores, foods, models, and whatever else? If you think I should, let me know.
BUT ANYWAYS SO I GOT A DELIAS CATALOG IN THE MAIL AND AFTER I GOT DONE FANGIRLING OVER ALL THE CUTE SHIT IN THERE I TURNED TO THE BACK OF THE CATALOG. THERE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A FUCKING 20% OFF COUPON ON THE BACK BUT IT WASN'T FREAKING THERE???
LIKE BITCH IF YOU STOLE MY COUPON I WILL COME FIND YOU OKAY? 20 % IS A LOT TO ME ESPECIALLY BECAUSE THAT STORE IS EXPENSIVE (20$ a shirt-ish)!!!!!
DON'T STEAL MY COUPONS YOU COUPON HO.
I TAKE MY COUPONS SERIOUSLY.
EXPECT A LARGE FLAMING PILE OF SHIT ON YOUR DOORSTEP IF YOU TOOK THAT FUCKING COUPON.
I'M ALREADY DIGGING YOU A GRAVE. -just kidding, coupon stealers ARENT FLUCKING WORTHY OF A GRAVE, LIKE GET OUT.
YOU ARE READING
ashukanunah
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