bold-Kenneth
italics-Aspen
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"Hey! I-"
"WHOEVER THIS IS, YOU BETTER HAVE A GOOD ENOUGH REASON FOR YOU TO CALL ME! I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF- OH GOD! YOU CAN'T ACT LIKE PERRY THE PLATYPUS JUST BECAUSE YOUR NAME IS PERRY! COME RIGHT HERE!"
"Um. Hello to you too?"
"Its you again? How can you misdial your friend's number? That is seri- NO PLUTO! SIT! DON'T RUN AROUND!"
"You seem to be walking dogs. I can hear them bark. That's so cute."
"There's nothing cute about hyper-active dogs that can't calm their tits down everytime they come across an object! I need to seriously consider this job!"
"But it sounds so fun! I-"
"I'm hanging up! Perry peed on a person. FUCK THIS DOG!"
*beep*
"A really cute job."
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The Wrong Number
Short Story*COMPLETED* #1 on Wattpad -1/12/2018 "Hel-" "JUDY! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU RIGHT NOW? I'M DYING HERE!" "Uh..shouldn't you call 911 if you're dying?" *** Where Kenneth Jones accidentally dials a wrong number and finds himself amidst weird conversatio...
