Joe
Joe isn't a drinker, so when you're drunk he's always there to pick up your drunken stumbling ass off the ground. He always gets a good laugh because you're a funny drunk, you're just a little clumsy.
Murr
James was one that couldn't hold his own. There was a thin line between a good time and too much alcohol for him. You're either laughing at him or you rubbing his back while his head's in the toilet.
Sal
Sal is always sassy, but when he's drunk he is so much more than that. If he sees a girl he ends up roasting her and her outfit because "girl. Those shoes do NOT go with that outfit." You loved it. It was like having a gay best friend that wasn't gay and that you were in a relationship with!
Q
You were normally the one who was drunk, and you were A total pervert. Brian would never do anything with you, he didn't want to feel like he was taking advantage of you while you were impaired. You swore you were always sober enough to consent, but he knew you were pretty well out of it by the end of most nights out. He loved your perverted sense of humor anyways, and how fruity your breath was after all those drinks.
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The Impractical Book of Imagines
Short StoryHere lies a book of funny, sad, and sweet creations from my imagination! Some may trigger others, but I'll always give you a warning of what's to come.
