Aries- Blogging about someone to smear their name
Taurus- Ordering Food at a place that already serves food
Gemini- Texting "u up?" to Leo while laying in Capricorn's bed
Cancer- Greeting everyone at the party except that one guy so looked at them weird once
Leo- Texting nudes and complimenting themselves before the other person replies
Virgo- Yelling "EVERYONE PLEASE SHHH" in the library
Libra- Waving at someone who is waving at someone else
Scorpio- Fantasizing about fucking their favourite character from their favourite show
Sagittarius- Showing up to a party empty handed and criticizing the guacamole
Capricorn- Googling sex parties at a work meeting
Aquarius- Philosophically connecting with someone while imagining them in a keather sex suit
Pisces- Feels like they're dying but hiding it so they don't bum everyone else out
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Book of Zodiac
Randomzo·di·ac ˈzōdēˌak/ noun ASTROLOGY 1. a belt of the heavens within about 8° either side of the ecliptic, including all apparent positions of the sun, moon, and most familiar planets. It is divided into twelve equal divisions or signs (Aries, Taurus...
