The Signs as Bad Things Fortune Cookies Have Said:
Aries: Three can keep a secret if you get rid of two.
Taurus: Keep your goals away from the trolls
Gemini: To release the toxin, break open this cookie.
Cancer: Run
Leo: You will live on a beach and smoke pot
Virgo: It's a boy
Libra: Enjoy yourself while you still can...
Scorpio: You don't need alcohol to make terrible decisions.
Sagittarius: You will be hungry again in an hour
Aquarius: You laugh now, but wait until you get home.
Pisces: Someone just finished the last of your ice cream.
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Book of Zodiac
Randomzo·di·ac ˈzōdēˌak/ noun ASTROLOGY 1. a belt of the heavens within about 8° either side of the ecliptic, including all apparent positions of the sun, moon, and most familiar planets. It is divided into twelve equal divisions or signs (Aries, Taurus...
