South Park X Reader

Stan X Reader {ATTENTION!!}

ATTENTION!! EVERYONE! PAUSE! READ THIS!!!

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Guys! I know! There is ALOT of Stan X Readers but PEOPLE ARE BLOWING UP IDEAS! I'm gonna be doing a Cartman X Reader next! Do not worry Fatass lovers!
ALL THE ONESHOTS ARE UNEDITED!!
Mk, that's all..bai~~~
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~Barfing~

~Y/n's~
He's at it again. He does it ALL THE TIME, when I'm around. I'm starting to think he thinks of me in disgust that's why he throws up whenever I'm around him. I don't understand. "Stan...?" I walk upon him. "Y-yeah?" He says right before he barfs. "Are you ok???" I ask, he's bending over, throwing up. "Yeah! *barfs* Totally fine! *barfs*" He nods nervously. "What's going on? You always barf around me..." I look away. "D-do you think I'm disgusting?" I mumble. "Hell no!" He wraps his arms around me. "It's just...." He dozes off. "I start to barf around certain people....." He mumbles. "Such as?" I ask. "You..." He scratches the back of his neck. "That it?" I ask. "It's because I think of you differently!" He replies. "It's ok if you think I'm weird" he sighs. "Omg Stan! Why would I think that?? I think it's cute!" I laugh.
(HAND ME BLLEEAAACCCHH)
"Y-you do?" He stutters. "What am I to you anyway?" I ask, tilting my head. "U-uh..." He avoids eye contact. "A little
more than a friend" he mumbles. Without second thought, I grab his chin and smash my lips onto his. His eyes widen in surprise but kisses back. "Damn~ Your a good kisser" He chuckles. "Our not bad yourself" I giggle.

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That was official shit.

Mk, that was VERY short.
And I thought 863 words were short....
I'll leave since clearly I'm not worthy enough to butt in your life.

Shut.

Up.

And.

Enjoy.

Life.

Cuz.

You.

Only.

Get.

One.

Chance.

Word count: 305
"Life is nothing without a person like you"

Bai~~~~