Lazy // p.j.h + k.y.h

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astralyk: hey babes how's it going?

astralyk: jae??? Did you fall asleep with the app open again??

astralyk: like that's really bad thing to do bubs

astralyk: you shouldn't sleep on your phone and let the battery die over night

astralyk: just let me know when you wake up I want to talk to you jae

littlejae6: lmao sorry i had Tumblr open in another tab and didn't realize it sorry it's been like 3 hours

astralyk: you're a slut you know that?

astralyk: I mean I love you to pieces but you're a slut

astralyk: and 3 hours 24 minutes and 54 seconds to be exact

littlejae6: dude chill it was on accident but what did you need to talk about?

littlejae6: I'm honestly really sorry dude it seems important

astralyk: it's not that important

astralyk: besides I already did the stupid thing but it's a funny story

littlejae6: I'm all ears well eyes

astralyk: okay so this boy shows up to my hours it's 10:50 at night right

astralyk: he's all like "hey so I know this is hella weird and all of that but can I ask you something"

astralyk: I was like "yea sure okay go for it pal" you know me being the supportive guy i am and what he asks me is

astralyk: "can you help me find my pet snake? It broke out and I only live two houses down and I'm worried about my child"

astralyk: so I'm messaging you during all of this. The dude looks 15 max. I'm like "uh idk kid I'm kinda not okay with snakes"

astralyk: so instead of leaving and moving on the boy drags me with him while screeching about his snake and how much his brother hates him

astralyk: I'm a mess. He's a mess. We get to his house and walk in and there is a snake trying to deep throat a banana more or less and the kid starts crying

astralyk: this dude who I can only assume is his brother is crouched on a side table crying while pointing at the snake and I said nope and walked tf home

astralyk: I've had a hell of a night

littlejae6: what the fuck

littlejae6: I'm,,, what the actual hell happened

astralyk: that's what I'm trying to still figure out baby boy

astralyk: it's been almost 4 hours since this happened

littlejae6: alright well you have fun with whatever the fuck that was I'm going to sleep

astralyk: you can't just leave me after a story like that

astralyk: come back baby

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