R(WBY)ed vs Blue: New Colors

Chapter 9: My House, From Here

Third Person P.O.V.
Sandtrap

Grif crashs the jeep into the Elephant.

(L/N): Who taught you how to fucking drive, the Flood? (if someone actually gets this....ppeeehhlican)

Sarge: Aw, dammit Grif! Look at what you did now! You busted up a brand new jeep.

Grif: Me? You were the idiots that started setting off mines.

Sarge: Well, I managed to get out there and not get hit by anything!

Grif: Because you jumped on the roof of the car! That’s cheating.

Sarge: No, it’s called strategy!

Grif: Well, your “strategy” broke the jeep. So don’t go blaming me. And the blue guy’s dead too- how are we gonna explain that?

You then look up to see a familiar shade of Blue falling.

(L/N): Hey, Reds. I don't think Caboose is dead.

Suddenly, a person with brown Mark VI armor and white trims with an EOD helmet comes towards you all.

Brown/White: What the hell! What were you thinking?

Sarge: We don’t need to explain why he died, Grif. We’re Reds! Killing Blues is our business. And today, business is good.

Grif: But we didn’t kill him! He stepped on a mine and blew up. And he’s the reason that we’re on this stupid mission. So now what?

Sarge: Hm. I see your point. So let us have a moment of silence in honor of the dead Blue guy. Bow your head.

Brown/White: Hey, are you listening to me?

Grif: Do you mind? We’re having a moment of silence. Show some respect.

You continue to look at the Blue color getting progressively bigger as it gets closer, it turns into another familiar figure.

(L/N): Reds, seriously. Didn't you hear what I said?

Brown/White: What? I asked first!

Sarge: Dear Lord, we thank you for taking another Blue back to Heaven today. Or rather not Heaven, but whatever fiery pit you send Blues to so they can suffer in eternity. You should’ve taken Grif… but you didn’t. Again. Not sure why, it would’ve been easy! Those mine things are everywhere! But I guess you know what you’re doing.

Caboose is heard screaming from above. Caboose falls from the sky and crashes nearby the Elephant. He rises, as if nothing happened.

Caboose: Wow. Now that was a big explosion.

Grif: Blue guy’s back.

(L/N): Told you.

Caboose: I was really high. Did anyone get a picture?

Sarge: And now you brought him back. And Grif’s still here! I hate to criticize, but you could’ve had him laying on Grif and squash him! That would’ve been easy! Just a note, you can take it or leave it, like I said it’s not really in my place to criticize. Okay, the end, amen.

Brown/White: …What the fuck is wrong with you people.

(L/N): Plenty.

Sarge: Whoa. Now who are you?