Sandtrap
Present Day
Tucker, you, Simmons, and Grif stand around Carolina's Mongoose.
(L/N): So, Church, how do you feel?
Church's voice speaks through the Mongoose.
Church: I feel like running over each, and every one of you.
(L/N): So pretty much the same as before.
Church: Yeah. Pretty much.
Grif: Y'know Simmons? I think I'm gonna let you call "Shotgun" on this one.
Grif runs off.
Simmons: Fuck that!
Simmons also runs off. Church's A.I form appears on the windshield of the Mongoose.
Church: Man, this sucks!
Tucker: What are you complaining about? You finally got your own body.
Church: My own body? Tucker, I'm a fucking tonka truck!
Tucker: Okay, yeah, but you could literally pick up chicks with this thing!
Church: Oh, yeah, because every girl just dreams about settling down with Optimus Prime- HONK!
Church flashes as the Mongooses horn goes off. He turns around as Caboose stands up from behind the Mongoose.
Church: Caboose! Don't do that.
Caboose: Sorry.
Sarge runs in front of Blue Team.
Sarge: Alright, places people! Here they come!
Sarge runs away as Church vanishes.
(L/N): Alright guys, try not to draw attention to Church at all, it might compromise where he is.
Caboose: And don't forget to shout "Surprise"!
Tucker: Caboose, shut up!
Carolina and Washington run over the hill to where the Blues are.
Carolina: Tucker, bring Epsilon over here. I've got some questions for him.
Tucker: God dammit.
Inside the Elephant, Wash uses the computer, while Carolina speaks.
Carolina: Any luck?
Washington: I think so.
The screen displays the Project Freelancer emblem which spins and reveals several pictures, among them, Church's former Monitor body.
Washington: Alright, data pad accepted. Looks like we're in business.
Tucker runs up from behind Carolina.
Tucker: So, uh, what do you need Church for?
Carolina: I just told you.
Tucker: Oh... yeah, but I mean you could talk to me instead! 'Sup girl?
Carolina: Why on Earth would I ever want to do that?
Tucker: Well, you know, we're a perfect match. We're both super good-looking badass rebel loners, and we've got the same color armor! Greenish-blue.
Carolina simply stares at Tucker.
Tucker: Uh, aquamarine? Turquoise? Hey, what the fuck color is this anyways?
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