Red Team continues firing as Blue Team ducks behind a rock.
Church: Get down!
Tucker: Man, screw these guys!
Red Team stops firing.
Sarge: Hey, Blue Team! We have come to destroy you in a surprise sneak attack! Surrender immediately before you have time to recover and do anything crazy!
Simmons: Yeah! Like count how many soldiers we have!
Sarge: Simmons, stop helping!
Simmons: Sorry, sir! I’m really bad at banter.
Church sticks his head out of cover.
Church: Hey, Reds! Go screw, we know you’re missing a guy!
Sarge: You know that because you kidnapped him!
(L/N): Why would we kidnap Grif?
Church: I don’t know. Maybe they think we have a collection of the most disgusting things on the planet. We need an orange one to complete the whole set.
Caboose: Gotta catch ‘em all.
Simmons: Suck it, Blue!
Tucker: Get down!
Church: Why?
Tucker: He said “duck it"!
Church: No, he said “suck it"! Why would he say “duck it” if he didn’t throw something?
Tucker stands up and turns to Simmons.
Tucker: Hey, Red! Did you say “suck it” or “duck it”?
Simmons: I said “suck it"! Why would I say “duck it” unless I threw something?
Church: See? Told you.
Sarge: Give us back Grif, you dirty Blues! What do you want for him?
Church: What do we want?! We don’t want anything- we don’t have him! Besides, you guys have crap, we know that.
Sarge: We have stuff, like… we have a jeep!
Tucker: Dude, are the Reds trying to give us their jeep?
Church: It sounds like it.
Tucker: Church, I have an idea. If we can find Grif before they do, we can use him as a bargaining chip to get all the Red Team’s stuff!
Church: Tucker, the first thing any great leader learns is how to support great ideas from a squad just enough so they can take credit for them later when they work, or claim no responsibility when they fail miserably. So, let’s... kind of... do this.
Tucker: Hey, Reds! We’re coming out! Now, we’re just gonna-
As Tucker starts to edge out from behind a rock slowly, Sarge and Simmons open fire and Tucker runs back behind the rock.
Tucker: Wait! What the- what?! I said I was coming out!
Sarge: Yeah… So we shot at you! That’s how battles work, genius!
Simmons: Actually, your announcing when you were leaving cover really helped!
Tucker: Well, I have a plan and you should hear it!
Sarge: Yeah, we really don’t want the other team to have plans. Gonna refer to my previous statement about this being a battle.
Tucker: No, a plan to get your guy back for you.
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