R(WBY)ed vs Blue: New Colors

Chapter 25: Towing Package

Valhalla
Blue Base

Washington: Alright Doc, I wanna ask you a few questions.

Doc: Where'd the Red guys go? Did they get away?

Washington: Quiet. I'm asking you the questions, you're not asking me.

Doc: What kinda questions?

Washington: Hey, I just said no questions!

Doc: Can I ask questions later?

Washington: Doc!

Doc: What? Oh that's a question, sorry. Go ahead.

Washington: You know what, get him out of there, I can't talk to him like this.

The Meta approaches and tries to get him loose.

Doc: What're you- stop it.

Washington: What? Well, try pulling harder then.

Doc: Be gentle be gentle!

Washington: Grab lower, near the centre of gravity.

Doc: He's got cold hands.

Washington: Try the codpiece.

The Meta gives an obvious look and sound of disapproval.

Washington: Oh, we're all adults here.

The Meta growls.

Washington: No I don't wanna try.

Doc: Don't repress your feelings.

The Meta uses the Man Cannon to leap off the base.

Washington: I can't interrogate him like this, it's ridiculous! I can't believe I have to deal with this. What're we gonna do?!

The Meta grabs the tow hook from the front of the jeep and tosses it up on base, trailing the cable behind it.

Washington: Hmm, that might work.

Sandtrap

Penny: Salutations!

Team RWBY just look at Penny in shock. They were used to seeing her in her body, but now she was a small green figure, with the same clothes.

Ruby: Penny?

Penny: Hello again, Ruby. And to you all as well.

Blake: How did you get Penny out of her body?

(L/N): Well, to start off in the beginning, I found her when me and Caboose were searching for a body to put Church inside of. When I reached her, I noticed a very convenient hard line next to her. I used it to get her out of her body and into an A.I. chip, it took some time however.

Penny: Indeed. Did you know that (L/N) has killed two people while in this desert?

Weiss: What?!

Penny: And that I am also the 3rd A.I. to be inside the head of (L-

(L/N): Penny, Please go retire now.

Penny: Complying.

Penny disappears from your shoulder.

Weiss: You killed two people?!

(L/N): ...It was in self defense? Kinda...

Weiss: But that doesn't mean you have to kill them!