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"So imma need those digits."
"Isn't that a bit too fast? You don't even know my name or-"
"Of your credit card, you idiot."
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A boy calls in to a hotline for help on how to win his dream girl. There he...
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❝Payment has been approved! Thanks for your business! And now that this is all settled, provide me with some more details on your situation.❞
❝Alright. So like I mentioned earlier there's this girl that I've had my eye on for quite a while.❞
❝And why is she so fascinating to you?❞
❝I don't know. There's just something about her, ya know?❞
❝Actually, no I don't...Like why are you attracted to her?❞
❝She's just seems so mysterious. She's always got her nose stuck in a book and behind those thick-rimmed glasses, she seriously has the most gorgeous eyes. And let's not even get started on those curves of hers.❞
❝Yeah, let's not.❞
❝I just feel so hopeless right now. She's just so out of my league...❞
❝Hmm. Well from the information you gave me, she sounds like every other girl on the planet. You didn't really give me any unique info about her, no offense.❞
❝She's a straight A student, practices piano in her free time, and is apparently really into Disney movies.❞
❝Now we're talking...but wait, wait, wait. You said you never talked to her, right?❞
❝That is why I'm calling.❞
❝So, just curious. How do you know all of this then if you've never even gotten close enough to speak to her?❞
❝Uh...um...well I just happen to be a very good observer.❞
❝Lucky for you, there just happens to be a definition for that. It's called a stalker.❞
❝I'm not a stalker, okay?I'm just really, reeeeallly nervous to even speak to her. I get all shaky and sweaty just even thinking about getting close to her.❞
❝Aw! Not gonna lie, that's completely adorable.❞
❝No it's not! I'm completely embarrassed that I even had to call this place! I just need help- some serious help, okay?❞
❝Well obviously! You aren't telling me anything that I don't know. So I'll tell you what, I'm going to help you and tell you two words that'll help boost your confidence in just a few seconds.❞
