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"So imma need those digits."
"Isn't that a bit too fast? You don't even know my name or-"
"Of your credit card, you idiot."
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A boy calls in to a hotline for help on how to win his dream girl. There he...
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❝Hey, you okay? I haven't heard from you all day.❞
❝Oh, yeah. Sorry, I forgot to call you. I said hi to Annabella today annnnd...❞
❝C'mon, I'm on the edge of my seat already!❞
❝Guess what?!❞
❝WHAT?❞
❝We actually held a conversation!❞
❝Ohemgee PROUDNESS! I'm so happy for you! I feel like such a proud mom.❞
❝Yeah, I guess she's really into books just like Delilah. She's a John Green fanatic apparently. She practically speaks in quotes from The Fault in Our Stars. Just call her Hazel Grace.❞
❝Yay! Plus one friend for Londie!❞
❝Yeah, but overall she seems pretty cool. She told me that Delilah is more of a 'Twihard'. Does that mean-❞
❝She's a Twilight superfan. Yup.❞
❝Oh man, not her too! I was afraid that's what that meant...❞
❝Well sorry bud. Get prepared to take your shirt off and sparkle beneath the sunlight.❞
❝All parts of that sentence are disturbing to me.❞
❝They weren't meant to be taken any other way.❞
❝But in all reality, thanks 103.❞
❝For what?❞
❝For pushing me to take a leap of faith. For believing in me. I guess I really needed that.❞
❝Hey, that's my job...Well actually it's my job to help mend broken hearts but you're just a special case.❞
❝Well thanks for working with me. I wouldn't have even gotten this far without you.❞
❝For some reason, that oddly made me feel special.❞
❝Hah!❞
❝Stop laughing!❞
❝Oh, I'm sorry. Is it bothering you?❞
❝Yes it is. Please stop.❞
❝Well you were being funny!❞
❝No, I wasn't! I said that that made me feel special. It was just for like two seconds anyway before you had to kill the moment by laughing like that.❞
❝Oh like this?❞
❝...Ew no. That one was ugly.❞
❝Yeah I know. Does that mean that my regular laugh is hot?❞
❝...❞
❝Hm? I can't hear you.❞
❝Don't make me hang up boy.❞
❝Confess. Spill the beans. I dare you to spill.❞
❝I've never backed down from a dare before...grrr.❞
❝It's okay, you just have to say two little words.❞
❝Good and Bye?❞
❝Say it. Out loud.❞
❝A vampire. Hahaha! Twilight reference!❞
❝Haha you squeal when you laugh!❞
❝I know! I sound like a dying walrus and I hate it so much.❞
❝...❞
❝Ohmygosh, he just played me! London, did you just say that so I could make you laugh so you could make me swoon at it?❞
