Lmao hoii
So it's spooky month aYyEee yeS biTCh SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS ON THIS DICK
Imsosorryihaveschoolinabout5hours
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Nagisa:
His ass is a fucking gift from heaven above
His shit is thicc af HIGHKEY MY DUDES 😩👌
Tbh probably bigger than yours. Shit, his fatass is bigger than mine bless this boy
You're so dazed by it like sometimes you'll drool cause he is once again HIGHKEY BODY GOALS LIKE THIS BOY IS SLAYING THE GAME WITHOUT EVEN FUCKING TRYING.
So obvious u hungry for some cake since it's right there.
A good big ol' slap to his cake and you'll get a sound between a shriek and a whimper
U thirsty for more boOTy. You'll do it over and over again just to see the look on his face. (Itsfuckingeverythingbtwhelookssocuteimgonnacry)
You noticed that it's really soft too, like a pillow. When you told Nagisa this he hit you on your chest ;))))
"Now you know how it feels huh, (Y/N)"
"A-Ah that felt good, do it again!"
"Wtf ew gross no I'm kinkshaming"
Sometimes when you guys hug you'll sneak ur hand down there and give it a light pinch and run away.
At first he was embarrassed but it's just something he got used to. He would do it to you back but like...
U don't got a big booty like him so...(imkiddingurbootyismostlikelyverybeautiful 😘 p.s imnotacreep)
Karma:
He got a muscular ass.
Hard as a motherfuckin rock my dudes
Karma got a six pack? Well you know where else he got a six pack? His bOOty
You tried to hit his ass once and you just ended up breaking you hand lIKE KARMA MY BOI DO U BE EATING BRICKS OR SOME SHIT
Nahh nahhh lmaooo it's not that haaarrrdd
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But still it's very firm
You hoped to get some jiggly action when you slapped his ass but it ended with disappointment and slight curiosity cause jeSUs fuck He'S fIT
"Why does ur ass feel hard as hell like I'm trying to lay my head on something soft"
" how bout instead of you laying on mine how bout I lay on yours"
"....... ( ͡O ͜ʖ ͡O) yEs dAdDY"
The first time you hit his booty and tried to run away it ended with him catching up to you, bending you over, and hitting your booty instead.
OHHHONHONHONHON
But lowkey he likes it though he'll never admit it
Maehara:
Where's the ass?
Where it go?
Did ur body swallow up ur ass and leave u with two pancakes as ur booty cheeks orr..??
Like how tf does ur back extend all the way to ur thighs with nothing in between.
Fucking looking like a vertical line my boi I can use you to explain that my graph got no y-intercept.
No wonder it hurts to sit.
But nonetheless you learn to appreciate all asses no matter the size and shape even tho his ass is as flat as a sheet of paper.
It's okay bby try doing the squats :'(
When you first hit his booty he doesn't yell or anything, he just stays still. You get confused because you thought you didn't aim correctly and instead hit his back. Then you did it again and he looked back at you with a look of sadness.
" maehara....."
".....yes?"
"...you have......no cake..."
Tears form in his eyes ".....I know"
But despite him being assless, he is actually soft. You wish you could grope him but that's basically pinching a patch of skin.
THAT STILL DOESN'T STOP U FROM SLAPPING IT THO
IN THIS HOUSE WE APPRECIATE ALL BOOTY ESPECIALLY MAEHARA'S FLAT ASS
Isogai:
Isogai has....what i like to call the surprise booty
It's a surprise booty cause at first glance it's nothing special. Y'know...not much to look at but it's still there.
And when u get a bit closer ur like okay woahhhh it's not exactly cake more like a cupcake but he's getting there
And get even closer and then ur like
Oh shit
Is that a....curve.
oh
oH ITS CAKE. THIS MAN HAS CAKE. WHY U HIDING UR BOOTY FROM ME ISOGAI
IMMMMMAAA COMMMINNNGGG FORRR UUURRRR ASSSS BOIIIII MMmmmmHhhh
SWiGGiTy SwoOTy iM cOmINg fOR thAt bOOTY ( ͡O ͜ʖ ͡O) ( ͡O ͜ʖ ͡O) ( ͡O ͜ʖ ͡O)
that slap was so hard that even jesus got shivers down his spine. Legit there's a small and detailed handprint on his right ass cheek now. Gurl go sign ur name for that beautiful piece of art work.
It's not a consistent thing though only when you guys go on cute dates and you're feeling a little daring is when you would slap his ass. He'd yelp and bit but the both of you would just laugh at the end :)
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I'm back from the dead and once this is posted I'm going back to hell. I ain't finish having my cup of tea with satan.
I said more lemons but I had to get this out of my system so I'm sorry. But like junior year is fucking killing me man and it's only the beginning of October like please have mercy on me November.
