Some facts bout mee

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Idk I don't think you know a lot about me tbh, you just know me as this ratchet ass author who can't control her hormones 😂😂

So here's some facts

1. My full name Mikayla Esperanza Hunter. The Esperanza being hope in Spanish despite the fact I'm not Spanish LMAOOO just a teeny tiny bit Mexican.

2. I am German, Italian, and Brazilian. Yeeeeeeehhhhhh boiiiiii

3. I only speak english bruhh ain't nobody got time to be speaking 2 languages at once but bless the ppl who do

4. My favorite color is now red, holy shit I'd wear anything that's red. I love bright cherry red lipstick omllll

5. I am now 5'7 ft tall. However I want to be taller.

6. I was born on December 10, 2000

7. My zodiac sign is Sagittarius

8. I have a older brother who's 26 but I haven't spoken to him in like two years LMAO

9. I am an honor student despite that fact I come across as really fucking stupid 😂😂

10. This one is kinda fucked up but I've been in a total of 7 fights. 3 of them being with the same person. All I'm saying is that if you fuck with me you bout to catch these hands you think Ima let you sliidddeeee?

ThInK aGAiN

11. I do not live in a very loving house hold tbh, too many issues but I try my best *shrugs*

12. I had my first kiss at the age of 12 and it was because of 7 minutes of heaven fml

13. I never had an actual boyfriend before, I dated one person before (two if u count cherry but....that shit was something else idk) but he kept touching me inappropriately nd shit let me tell you something MIKAYLA DON'T PLAY THOSE GAMES BRUHH NEVER EVER EVER

14. Ya know I almost died, right? Welpp that wasn't the first time. I was really little though I was like 4 years old I fell down the stairs and cracked my head open, I almost didn't make it

15. My favorite candy is push pops like biiitttcccchhhhh get on my level that will always be the shit like don't fuck with me if u don't fuck with that push pop life 😂😂 oh also that wareheads sour spray. Lmao that always used to leave my tongue bloody af

17. My best friend is xoCANDYox GOO BEST FRIEND THAT'S MY BEST FRIEND

18. Speaking about Candy, I accidentally Kissed her on the lips before she left i was tryna kiss her on the cheek but it didn't work out that way oops it was too much movement going on. She screamed lmao

19. I hate bugs all of them can fucking die. I see a cockroach in the house? Lmaoo bitch bye time to moooveee

20. I go to a performing arts high school for acting.

21. Sometimes I be in my feelings and I cry in this little corner of my room. Sometimes you just gotta let it go i guess 😂

22. I fear that the people I love the most will leave me

23. I also have of fear of Barney the motherfucking dinosaur YOU CANNOT TELL ME HE DON'T LOOK LIKE HE GET HIGH WHILE MOLESTING LIL KIDS BRUHH THAT'S A PEDOPHILE

24. I wanna learn an instrument soo badd. I wanna be talented toooo 😢

25. There was a time in my life when I had bulimia. I was younger and I hated the way I looked, I felt so self conscious so I would vomit everything I ate and pretend I was eating very well. I'm good now though

26. Remember that boy Charles? ;))))

We talking ;))))))))))))))) AND I SAW YOUR COMMENTS ON HIM SAYING THAT'S A WHITE BOY NAME ND SHIT HE NOT EVEN WHITE FIRST OF ALL LMAO AND SECOND OF ALL THAT IS A SOPHISTICATED NAME LIKE CMON NOW DON'T ROAST MY BOY CHARLES NOW BRUHH THAT'S FUCK UP LOL

27. My original idea for my username was theducksarecoming but I feared nobody would take me seriously with that username.......

Well it didn't fucking matter either way bitch u know why? Cause ppl don't take me seriously now so I'm fucking dumb 😂

28. When I was little I used to do ballet but I stopped because while I was lifting up my leg my tights ripped in half oml it's all coming back to me fuckkkkkKKKKKKk

29. I was born in NY and still live in NY

30. I'm a social butterfly I suppose, I'm a very easy person to get along with whether you are a shy person or not.

31. My hair color is now a lavender purple but once again ima have to go back to dookie brown cause my hair look kinda weird rn the lady from the salon aint do it right.

Bonus:

32. Fuck school

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Yeah lmaoooo it's 5 a.m bruhh i just got the news there isn't any school today cause of the snow and biiitttttchhhhh i was fucking happy as hell omg THANK YOU LORD

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