Book Of Randomness [COMPLETED]

10th Random Page

So this next one is really relatable... here it is:

That moment when I was really mad to them and they tell the magic word that will instant make my tummy makes the decision. And there! Viola! You're with them again...

Something like that happened to me recently. Like I said in the past page, I live with my dad and grandmother. My grandmother is old so she needs help in doing things. She called and called me, and we can say I got a little bit of fed up because she will call and call and call and *sighs* call.

Hey you can't blame me! I'm not a bad kid. Let's just use the term: a kid that have my limits. Well, try being called every second just to get water, get cellphone, get glasses, find cellphone... you know, the kind that oldies always ask...

So, because my "nerve" snap, I kind of shouted back... I answered back at her. Like I said, you can't blame, I'm just a mere teenager... almost teenager(I'm 12 and turning 13 on September). And because of that, I got yelled.

And after that, I'm just staying in my room. To make things worse, when my dad comes back from his work my grandmother told him what happened and how, and I qoute:"muros yang batang yan!(That kid is disrespectful). Aaaannnnddd, another scolding.

I rest the entire fvcking day in my room. I already planned never to go out. Just then, "Time to eat" And there goes my plan. Can you see it? My beautiful plan slowly drifting into the emptiness of my overloading trash can(I know what I wrote. Just let it happen).

And the next thing I knew, I'm eating with them without making eye contact and with a frown on my cute, adorable, and beautiful face(to everyone:don't judge! I know I'm ugly. To my so-called-friends, who I don't even know how they even read this cause this is nothing but crap: just let me write what I want! I'm the freaking author for god d*mn sake!)

So, Who else can relate to this? I'm gonna bet my imaginary $1,000,000 that a lot of pips can relate!

Anyway, I'm pretty unlazy today... oh who am I kidding? I'm a lazy ass according to my mother! And yes my so-called-mother just used "ass" when speaking to me. Hehe, she even used "fuck" and "shit". Well, enough with my senti moment.

And since I'm feeling inspired, I can maybe.... yes, maybe.... I can MAYBE write a fanfiction. Yes, yaoi. What can I do? I'm a sucker for a happy ending(Beautiful, from Heathers the musical, is playing at the background)... yeah yeah, I'm not humorous, I know that no need to comment it.

So when I write.... don't judge. You can say how can I improve- wait, isn't that judging? ARGHHH!!! Ok... never mind.

Just tell want you wanna tell, I don't care anymore. It's hard to explain it in english 'cause it's not really my language!

Ok, just don't expect something nice because i suck at writing(my first book got 200+ views, pls if you have time check it out. It's called:When the Bad Boy Meets the Play Girl) and my second book shows it... yes, the Fall for Him.

Plus, I don't have expirience in writing smuts, lemon, lime so don't expect it. I don't have expirience in writing yaoi too so I hope It'll end up nice. Don't worry, if it's crappy, I'll delete it.

A/N: So yes, pls check out my other 2 books. I don't think I can update very often now so I'm thinking every saturady starting on August. School is starting so, yeah. I will add a special chapter in When the Bad Boy Meets the Play Girl. And to those who doesn't know, it's a stingxlucy fanfiction and the Fall for Him is teen fiction and is escallating very quickly so it's really crappy and yeah... So, I don't know else what to say cause I forgot the others... yup, I'm dumb-__-

Oh, I remember! I'll have an assistant on the next few chapters. I don't know if before or after the fanfics but I'll put. So, I guess that's all?

*Looks at imaginary notepad*

MAAMEPORA: WTF?! Who can understand this? Ugh! Never mind. So yeah I guess that's all :D Love you all my precious donuts! Have a good day my lollipops!!!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~