Book Of Randomness [COMPLETED]

25th Random Page

MAAAMEPORA:So, I'm feeling really inspired right now so Imma give my deepest and most... idkwhatyoucallit, advice that I have given my best friend^^

So, I have this friend for like... 7 years now(Let's call her J). We're besties all the way! Although we are best friends, we are like... how do you put it?... super ultimate best friends?

But she has her own best friends she hang out with and I have my own best friends I hang out with but we're still best friends... it's just that we have different gangs.

And so, last grade 4(I am currently grade 7) I met my far cousin. Yes, far. We're only related because... ummm... some stuffs about our grandparents! I still don't honestly fully know.

So that time, he's like the classroom-crush. Yes, he's the classroom-crush and no boys even notice me T^T! That time, he likes a girl which is also our classmate and the girl likes him back.

Pretty much, sh*t happened and now he hates the girl. I can't blame him though. His hate is reasonable. So when we were half way through grade 4, please note that we're always in the top section, he's still the classroom-crush and my best friend that time admitted she likes him.

She's a different best friend. Let's name her A. So, I know how much A likes him but me, being me... can't believe someone likes my monkey of a cousin. Don't get me wrong... HE WAS UGLY! Yes, was. He became handsome this grade 7.

And I'm still the same ugly, pimple-full, no love life girl! Curse you Perry the platipus!

And so that time we had a transferee. G. And guess what! She's my cousin's crush and G likes my cousin back! Holy hell! My mind is now in the pit of rage and confusion(HAHAHAHA Joker ftw!)!

And I know my best friend is hurting but I pay no mind to it 'cause, you know, I have my own problems to handle! That was also the time my-so-called friends and I are having a complication in life and stuff and I'm having problem over my cousin! He knows how much I hate it when he goes even 1 foot near me!

I so wanna throw him to London Bridge that time!

And then, grade 5 came, I heard from J's another best friend (who is also my best friend), K, that she likes my cousin! Holy hell?! That was literally my reaction! I mean my best friends like my cousin! I can't choose who to support to them! The other one may get mad to me!

G changed school because of her father's job and once again, my monkey-cousin has no one for him.

We, me and the persistent classmates, asked him who does he prefer? A or J. He admitted he likes A more cause he prefer the women with whiter complexion

Of course I didn't tell J this. It will make her heart broken but I thought that if I didn't tell, she'll still hope and at the end be hurt. I was torn by the choices! But at the end, she still knew what he told.

And grade six. The most tiring grade of my life!

God, being the kindest among them all, just did the most beautiful thing on the world... maybe next to making my new crush like me which is 0% chance.

My cousin, C, just gave flowers and chocolate to J last valentines of 2016!

I died! I thank God for that! C then admitted to me that he likes J. Well that was amazing! Now they share the same feelings!

That's when I started stressing out because of other people.

V, a friend of ours, keeps on telling things such as: "Hey, C is chatting to *someone else*" or "J! According to C, *someone else* is very pretty". Stuff like that and the worst part... J would believe it even if it's not true!