This is just some randomness that I have been thinking and... None of the pics are from me. They belong to their owner XD... This are just craps that I do cause I'm bored and beware... you might just be as crazy as I am.
Don't know when can I updat...
So, I mentioned about having an assisant, right? And now I'm here to fulfill it! Huray!
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MAAMEPORA:Yehey! I don't have to be with Rr anymore! I'm so happy*cries with tears of joy T^T*
Random reader:Oh yeah? That's what you think!
MAAMEPORA: Why the fock are you still here?! Anyway, go introduce yourself my cute little assistant ^!^
Pita:Umm, hi. I'm Pita.
MAAMEPORA:Awwww, so adorbs! So, *ehem* since she's so shy to tell more about herself, I'll be telling my announcements first...
MAAMEPORA:*looks at notepad*
Random reader:This sh!t again...-__-
MAAMEPORA:Hey! There's a f*cking kid here! Don't you use some god d*mn words cause for your information Pita is only f*cking 7 y.o.! This god f*cking d*mn bast*rd! Do you know that you shouldn't f*cking curse when your infront of a kid! This f*cking bast*rd piece of sh!t p*ssy @$$hole! How dare you stain this cinnamon roll's mind!
Random reader:*Facepalms*
Pita:Umm...*shuffles awkwardly* I'm 7 and a half...
MAAMEPORA:Ok, where was I? Oh! Pita is only 7 y.o. so In some stuff(You know, the stuff that aren't for kids...) she wouldn't be there. She'll only be there if it's for kid's her age. No one should mess with this cinnamon roll's mind!
Random reader:You don't want her to lose innocence and yet you, made a book with yaoi in it!
Pita:What's yaoi? and what are stuff where I wouldn't be?
MAAMEPORA:That? *laughs nervously* It's a wonderful world for adults to go...
Random reader:And yet you know it despite being 12 y.o....
MAAMEPORA:*Stabs Rr in the chest and broke 103 of his bones(Sorry, can't help it... Ayato is my bae~) while Pita isn't looking*
Pita:Where's Rr-kun?
MAAMEPORA:He wants to be alone*gives her oh-so-innocent smile*
Pita:Oh, ok. Well then, I am to give you information about myself now...
Things about Pita:
She is a panda(The picture)
She loves cute things
She is innocent(So please don't stain the poor kid's mind)
She loves everyone around her
She likes Ciel cause she thinks he's cute
She likes Grell cause she think and I quote:"What is that red-haired thing? That thing's funny!XD"
Yes, she's savage without realizing it
She's a girl
Random reader:No sh!t Sherlock!
MAAMEPORA:Will you just let me finish or do you want the other half of your bones broken?
Pita:I'm a girl!
She is 7 y.o.(I don't know how she looks like in her age so let's just use human age and pretend she's still young and cute and... you got the point, right?)
She loves Nitori and Nagisa(Yes, she loves all cinnamon rolls)
She likes anime, no, she loves anime
And most importantly she will be the one to see you guys in the next Random Page cause MAAMEPORA is tired of Random reader's sh!ts
Random reader:You better let that cinnamon roll be the host tomorrow... I'm tired of you. You're just a bored human being who's a disgrace to your family
MAAMEPORA:And you're birth certifcate is an apology letter from the condom factory(I told you I'm gonna use it someday ;) For those who don't know what I'm talking about it's in the story "White Stallion High")
Pita:Huray! I'm gonna host the next Random Page! See you next time my adorable pastries!!!
Random reader:Wow, she carried your-line-full-of-foods 10x better than you do...
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