Book Of Randomness [COMPLETED]

13th Random Page

MAAMEPORA:Hey-

Random reader:Where's Pita?! I thought she's taking over today?! Aww come on! Give us Pit-

MAAMEPORA:*Stabs Rr in the chest and broke the other half of his bones*

MAAMEPORA:Hey guys! So today you all know who your host is so here she goes!(The next lines wich are not in bold is already Pita while the bold one is either me or Rr talking in the back stage)

Hey guys! I'm so happy I'm the host today. Actually, I'mdyingofnervousnessherecauseI'mscaredthatI'llmessupandyouwon'twuvmeanymore...

So, now I'm going to show a picture of Ciel!

Isn't he adorable. Just thinking about it makes me smile cause he's so cute! Although MAAMEPORA doesn't let me watched the anime. She just shows me pictures of Ciel such as this:

Isn't he adorable? I just wanna hug him, he's so kawaii! I wanna give hima big big hug!

Random reader:You don't let her watch Kuroshitsuji?

MAAMEPORA:She can't see the contents of it! Specially when Alois died... She can't be hurt the way I did!*cries in a corner*

But I really want to see the anime! MAAMEPORA said Ciel is a brave kid and an Earl! He has 3 servants such as Mey-rin, Baldroy, and her cinnamon roll Finnian!

She told me Ciel has a butler. And she told that, that butler is handsome and hot and full of sexiness. I don't know why she called him hot. Does he has a fever or something? I also don't know what sexiness means. Can you tell me? She doesn't want to tell me...

Random reader:Oh, who is it that said not to taint the child's mind?

MAAMEPORA:It slipped, ok?! I never meant to tell that!

And she told me that Ciel's parents are in a faraway great place. She also doesn't want to tell me where is it...

Oh well... I also found some SebaCiel lemon stories in her wattpad account. One is 50 shades of SebaCiel. I was about to read it but she came in and took her phone away. I don't know what lemon means... it is the fruit, right? And what's smut and slime? I don't know that but she speaks in her sleep about it.