Book Of Randomness [COMPLETED]

15th Random Page

It's currently 1:13 am here and I'm still writing! Wooohooo! This is the 3rd or 4th page that I made this day and... I'm tired. Usually, I won't get tired easily and stay up until 5 am but I'm still a while ago writing and my brain's tired and not functioning so... let's just go to this page:

MAAMEPORA:So I'm just gonna tell you a true story that happened recently, kay?

Random reader:You got to go sleep, babe...

MAAMEPORA:Don't you dare give me pet names!

Random reader:Ok, ok*puts hands in the air defensively* but you've got to sleep.

MAAMEPORA:I ain't tired*yowns*

Random reader:Yeah, right!*pulls MAAMEPORA to bed*

MAAMEPORA:No! Help! Save me! Let me go! I need to finish the page!*tries to break grip*

Random reader:Stop or I'll kiss you!

MAAMEPORA:You don't have the balls! Let me go you son of a bit-mmpphh

Random reader:*Kisses MAAMEPORA*

MAAMEPORA:*brains not working*

Random reader:*realized what he did*uh, uh... w-will you sleep n-now?*blushes slightly*

MAAMEPORA:*Nods, cause brain is not yet working*

Random reader:Ok then*pecks MAAMEPORA again then left*

Brain:*Still not working*

MAAMEPORA:*Brain started working* *goes in room* OMG! OMG! OMG OMG OMG! OH MY F*CKING GOD! I CAN'T EVEN... AHHHHHHH*squels in delight*

Pita:I knew they're cute together! This picture is sooooooo cute!

Pita:Oh, you're still there! Sorry... I didn't notice... about the story she's telling she's just gonna tell it tomorrow cause she's so *ehem* occupied by now... goodnight!

(le time skip brought to you by author who really slept because she's so tired... It's 7:20 pm already in here guys... the reason: I woke up at 12 in the afternoon-always, I still have to go with my dad because my grandma went somewhere, that's why it's pretty late...)

Pita:Hello everyone^^

MAAMEPORA:Hi my wonderful rainbow cupcakes!!! I so so so love you all!!!*unusually very, over the top, cheerful mood*

Pita:Why are you so happy?

MAAMEPORA:Oh, it's nothing*giggles*

Random reader:You just giggled?! Who are you?! Where's the author of this book?!

MAAMEPORA:*giggles*No need to be rude, you know...*smiles sweetly without sarcasm*

MAAMEPORA:So... about the story*blushes* omg... So I'll begin it now! I went with my aunt when she picked up my cousin(mind that my cousin has a different mother and the aunt that's with me is just his aunt as well). Let's just say I was in a bad mood cause my past crushes are in his school and I have no intentions in seeing them...

Random reader:Isn't that the main reason you created me?!

Pita:Why am I created then?

MAAMEPORA:And so my cousin arrived... and... and his with a guy(0///0)... omg! That guy look's like my last crush(you know, the one that broke my heart)... my friend told me about him already and I honestly don't want to meet him but when I saw him...

Random reader:So, the story you're telling is about a crush?

MAAMEPORA:He's not my crush! Yet...*blushes*

Random reader:Then why am I here for?! I'm not just a character you created and made me a rebound because you're heartbroken! I may be your character but you designed me to have feelings too! And you're telling me things about another boy?! And to add, a boy who looks like the one that hurt you! Now, what do you think will I feel?!

MAAMEPORA:Why are you acting like an ex of mine?! Even my ex isn't acting like that! And why do you care if I got hurt! I am also well aware of the feelings you have and I do not controll them until I find you a perfect partner! Why do you care?!

Pita:*whispers*this is getting uncomfortable for me...

Random reader:Because I love you!

Pita:*LE GASP*

MAAMEPORA:...(o__o)

Pita:*fangirling inside head* u-uh.... u-ummm

MAAMEPORA:What are yo-*realizes*(o////o)KYAAAA!!! I mean-wha? I... uhhhh... i-it's.... Gahhhhh!!!*Get's a bell and rings it* Gotta go!*runs away*

Random reader:Fuc-

Pita:And there goes your chapter... here in the backstage you can see:Rr trying to talk to MAAMEPORA. MAAMEPORA blushing furiously and refusing to talk. And me dancing around... Goodbye for now my lovely poptarts!!!(The pick above is made by MAAMEPORA as well as me in the last picture)

(My imagination is really big too so please deal with my shits)