Book Of Randomness [COMPLETED]

45th Random Page

MAAMEPORA: I wanna be a bottle blonde

Random Reader: HEATHEEEERRSSSSS

MAAMEPORA: FeELiNg sUpPEr sUpPEr sUpPEr SUiCidAl

Random Reader: She's gonna cry

MAAMEPORA: The wasted years, the wasted youth, the pretty lies, the ugly truth

MAAEPORA: *cries* I'm so sorry

MAAMEPORA: I didn't mean to *cries*

MAAMEPORA: COME ALIVEEEEEE

Random Reader: As you can see, she's having another emotional breakdown. The first time she had one... let's just say there's a lot of strangers who saw what happened.

Pita: She had an emotional breakdown at school

Random Reader: They weren't supposed to now that!

Random Reader: Anyway, she's sad, has no friends, and is falling back to darkness so she decided to write more of the fam

~Shota Aizawa x Nishika Suzuki(OC)~ Baby!Hitoshi~ Family goals~ Uncle MIGHTY! Daddy!Aizawa~ Occurred a little bit after Nishika became a hero~ Don't mind the math stuff~ Hitoshi is a little bit over 6 months

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Cries. Cries is all that can be heard from the small apartment room of the second floor of the slightly run-down apartment.

Stress. The very word that can describe the couple living there. Their little bundle of love seems to have a non-stop crying session and it's been going on for a week now.

And believe it or not, heroes do sleep

The couple laid on the bed in pure comfort. Finally, after 13 hours, they're finally having some sleep. They pretty much started snoring the moment they touch the bed.

"UWAAAAAAAA"

Ah, their bundle of cries has awaken. Shota groaned pulling his self out of bed. "What's wrong?" Nishika whined from the bed.

"I got it" He went out the room and proceeded to the next room. He found the little monster, sitting up on the crib, bawling his eyes out.

"What's wrong, hmm?" He was about to get his little brat out of the crib only to be swatted away. "What the-" he looked unbelievably at his son as it continued to crawl away.

"Come on, its daddy!" he tried again but the little monster just slapped his hand. "UWAAAAAAAAAA" he cried louder

"Little sh-" He forcefully, yet gently, picked the child up and held him at his shoulder but the little devil got on his last straw when Hitoshi bit his shoulder and Shota almost dropped him.

"I'm tired" he whined as he placed his son down and the child just continued to cry. "For the love of-" he groaned before walking back to his very sleepy lover.

"Hun?" he started as he gently shook his lover, "I'll kill you" she sleepily snarled as she turned the other way. "Hun, the little demon child" he whined again

"Honey, that's your child" Nishika cracked an eye opened, "What does that make you?" Shota just groaned again, looking like he's about to cry.

"Come on" he whined again and finally his lover stood up. They both went to the next room to find their child nowhere.

"Where's my son?!"

Shota gaped in shock to see the crib empty. "I-I... he was... I was-" He looked around the room like his son would be seen under the crib.

"Maybe his quirk showed up and he became invisible?" he suggested as his partner glared, "Oh, yeah. Right. How stupid of me. Of course, it's because his fucking parents' quirk are shadowing and erase!"

"Fear not, dear friends," they both looked back at the familiar voice, "Why? Because I am here!" And right by the doorway, All Might stood holding their son

"I'm gonna fucking kill yo-"

Shota held Nishika back as she was about to charge at All Might with her full force. He set the complaining hero to the side as he sighed.

"Why are you here? Why did you took my child? Why are you in an All Might onesie?"

"I can explain" He handed the child back to his mother and Hitoshi flap his hand in happiness to finally be back to his mother.

"I was about to sleep when I suddenly heard your son's cry. I couldn't help but "investigate", I child could be abducted for all I know!"

"That doesn't mean you can just take me child" Nishika growled making All Might chuckle nervously, "Yeah. Sorry about that"

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"Wow you're up early" Shota exclaimed upon entering their little kitchen, his lover stand there in her brightest smile with their son in his grumpiest mood

"I guess Hitoshi was really the only one who can get you to get up early, huh"

She just smiled cheekily back to his partner as her hand took the plate of bacon and eggs while the other hand held her son, with Kage playing with him of course.

"Anyway, your cousin, Hajime, said him and his wife would be here later tonight. Guess we better start packing"

Nishika pouted as she hugged her baby closer, "I'm gonna miss you, you little life sucker" she pampered the baby's face with lots of her mommy-kisses.

"Can't we stay one more day" NIshika pleaded, looking at his partner with puppy eyes. Oh, how Shota wanted to say yes. But he know better.

"Can't. Villains"

It was all it took for Nihsika to stop and sadly look at her son. She can't even have a son but here they are: parents.

As a hero, they should give their time only to being a hero. And now, 46 hours of their time was taken by the little life sucker every week.

Not only that, because a hero's life is always in danger. That's why, it is always an advice to heroes to not have a family. And yet again, here they are... having a family.

Although, they aren't married and only a few people knew about their son. Nishika's cousin, Hajime, also volunteered to adopt the child until Hitoshi could be old enough to be introduce as a heroes' son.

The family can only become a normal family every weekend, with Nishika being busy protecting the city and Aizawa helping her.

Shota stood up to put his plate to the sink but his partner took it from him, "I'll do it! Here hold Hitoshi" the stunned man just did as said and sat down again.

"I thought you hate doing household chores?"

"But, it's different now, I'm a mother now. And moms do these things" Shota snorted and shook his head at his partner's antics

"I didn't know you were the stereotype kind"

"Oh shut it, you"

"I love you too"

"I love both of you"

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MAAMEPORA: Okay...

MAAMEPORA: I'm fine now. But still a little over the side

MAAMEPORA: Anyway, I'm not yet fully fine so the next random pages might be like this (to make me happy), or really sad (like, someone would die).

MAAMEPORA: If you don't like the idea of Aizawa and my OC and Shinso being a family, just tell me. Imma change the next random pages

MAAMEPORA: How do I end this thing??

Random Reader: Just press the publish button

MAAMEPORA: Gee, thanks