asstrology ∆ signs as shit and stuff and idk

Signs as things I've thought

Aries: ok but what the fuck

Taurus: (where did the party go tune) oh, where did the fridge go

Gemini: Who needs friends when you have WattPad

Cancer: what if I became selective mute....?

Leo: Gerard Way has taught me well in the art of sass

Virgo: I relate to Murdoc on a spiritual level

Libra: Why did Ryan Ross leave

Scorpio: wow it's 7am and I just wrote Rikey smut what is wrong with me

Sagittarius: Veya is my Lord and saviOIR

Capricorn: o CaNaDa

Aquarius: WHY IS PETE WENTZ EVERYWHERE?????

Pisces: *sad whistle sounds*