asstrology ∆ signs as shit and stuff and idk

signs as stuff that happens at lunchtime in school

so most quotes will be from my '🅱️rit' highlight from my instagram (@ softplantfia.uwu)

aries;
t1: *slams bottle of apple juice on table* uRInE

taurus;
j1: *presents can of san pelegrino before drinking*
me: bitch theyre still not sponsoring you

gemini;
me: this us bullying!
n: 😏

cancer;
c: dallon weekes pointed at me and my crying face was shown on the screen (in reading)
me: fat mood

leo;
me: hi walmart ed sheeran (he looks like ed sheeran)
j2: hi

virgo;
me: *zooming into j1* mOthEr! i wANt mE sOMe bEpSi
j: *dabs*

libra;
j1: *having a mental breakdown as n records*
j1: *mental breakdown intensifies as she realizes im recording her*

scorpio;
me: i thought u were a vegetarian
b: im a VAGItarian
me: nO

sagittarius;
n: *sadly eating a sandwich*

capricorn;
b: mY EYELINEr is smUGDed
me: true respect for this veteran tbh

aquarius;
t1: give me your eyes imma spoon them out
me: u cant hurt me these shades are gucci

pisces;
me: t1, its turning the frogs gay
t1: the fucking frOGs gAy