asstrology ∆ signs as shit and stuff and idk

signs as stuff that i have said

Aries: swoogity swoog stop before you get your ass removed

Taurus: Kitty can shove her drumsticks up my ass

Gemini: *entire Jabba the Hutt song by PewDiePie*

Cancer: EMILY PASS THE WEED

Leo: wow I spent 2017 on having my entire life crumbling to pieces

Virgo: Gavin is guilty pleasure

Libra: *sees baby crying* same

Scorpio: faggot? Am I fucking wELSH DISH TO YOU?????

Sagittarius: Starfucks-- I mean Starbucks

Capricorn: if you say that one more time I'm gonna walk off a fucking cliff

Aquarius: can Olivia Olson fucK me

Pisces: hello I'm here to start a kickstarter to appreciate Ray Toro