asstrology ∆ signs as shit and stuff and idk

Signs as things I've heard in school

Aries: U smelly Pakistani

Taurus: I don't mess around when it comes to food

Gemini: Some fuckin Chinese guy

Cancer: Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub.

Leo: "You're annoying" "Your face is annoying"

Virgo: Your mum said that to me last night

Libra: Nobody likes this school so burn it down

Scorpio: Yo, I think the History teacher is trans, she's hot

Sagittarius: I live for Rhianna

Capricorn: "What do you like to do in your spare ti-" "AI LIEK MAPZ"

Aquarius: shoot yourself like the shooting star

Pisces: FUCK DETENTION IM GONNA GO LUNCH