asstrology ∆ signs as shit and stuff and idk

sings as things ive said on 27/4/18

Aries: 'take care of your penis'

Taurus: 'ITS PATRICK STUMP'S BIRTHDAY TODAY WE NEED TO PLAY FALL OUT BOY'

Gemini: *Dance Dance is playing* 'fuck take me back to the concert'

Cancer: *jumps off chair* 'iM gAy'

Leo: '[insert person's name] looks like Alyssa Edwards'

Virgo: 'no, fuck you'

Libra: 'well my name is.....aLEx.....and I plAy in the....lAst shAdow pUppets.....and I play the........awOoOoOoO'

Scorpio: 'that song is about mIles, Alex, don't denY'

Sagittarius: 'Josh Dun's back is more attractive than I will ever be'

Capricorn: 'fuck capitalists'

Aquarius: *the entire of 'I Write Sins Not Tragedies'*

Pisces: 'existentialism!' *thumbs up*