Aries: Mikey Way's jawline is gonna cut off my life support
Taurus: I eat so motherfucking much it's worrying
Gemini: *screams behind school bc of stress*
Cancer: CHRISTMAS FUCKING SUCKS
Leo: I started to learn how to backbend the week before Grenfell and I had pulled a muscle from me left deltoid, down the left side of my latissimus dorsi, then both my hamstrings, now I can do it without hurting myself. I guess two cons are that you can fall alot and hurt your knees and that the only way you can stretch your back is by backbending.
Virgo: I am surrounded by idiots
Libra: back the fuck up before u get smacked the fuck up
Scorpio: so.... umm....the people in the room next to us were playing Monopoly very loudly last night
Sagittarius: you dickwads need to cut off your dicks and stick it on thy foreheads
Capricorn: I'm a fucking plant, I'm not no one if I'm not a fucking plant
Aquarius: you're gonna be working in fucking Tesco's if you continue like that you fucking cigarette
Pisces: I'm emotionless and emotional at the same time it's confusing.
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asstrology ∆ signs as shit and stuff and idk
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