aries: me; so we'll have 7 cats him; yes, but one has to have different coloured feet so we can call them socks me; acceptable
taurus: him; ur cute. him; and i know ur thinking 'no u' but if u say that im blocking u me; :,,
gemini: me; aight im off to have a shower him; send pics ;) him; of the shower,,, ew nudes
cancer: me;
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me; this is paul, he is my sleep paralysis demon him; hi paul, please fuck off
leo: me; i would trade u for a single jewish crouton him; baby u kno im worth less than that :,,
virgo: him; baby make fun of me him; i missed u ;-; him; even the monkey monkey man shit :,,, me; ...... me; monkey monkey monkey maaan (john mulaney reference)
libra: me;
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me; actually me him; actually u
scorpio: him; im waiting for my snack him; aka u, cuz ur a snack 😤
sagittarius: me; (on my story) buy something off my depop, but if ur my bf i wont let u buy anything him; (replying to my story) >:(
capricorn: him; i just realised that i went from freaking out abt holding your hand to *NSFW*
aquarius; me; did u kno ur gorgeous him; you called me a sewer rat mid october dont think i forgot abt it
picses (his sign owowowowo); me; they see u and they b like 😍 me; then they see me and they b like 😡 him; no they see me and they b like 🤢🤮 me; :,,
