Aries: JESUS CHRIST FRANK, CALM THE FUCK DOWN YOU SHORT FOUNTAIN OF SPIT
Taurus: sweet innocent little Patrick Von Stumph who also wrote a song about blue rabbits engaging in sexual intercourse.
Gemini: Gerard, who went from angsty edgy teenage vampire to awkward lesbian mom
Cancer: king of the foreheads? satan? plays pretty much every instrument he can get his hands on? Brendon Urie.
Leo: Jon Walker pretended to be an emo for 2 years to fit in with the Panic! aesthetic give him some credit.
Virgo: daddy long legs plays bass and is a dad? Dallon Weekes. Just...Dallon Weekes.
Libra: Mikey and his journey from being a suburban mom to a nerdy emo vampire to just an emo vampire to actual sex to hot blond killjoys to Macklemore wannabe.
Scorpio: Ryan Ross is a sadist but I still love him.
Sagittarius: Ray Toro is a very loving mother and everyone should credit him more because without him everyone would be dead.
Capricorn: APPRECIATE SPENCER SMITH HE'S A SWEETIE
Aquarius: Andy Hurley is such a dad, his children are his band.
Pisces: Joe Trohman is both like a little kid and a dad. There is no arguing.
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