asstrology ∆ signs as shit and stuff and idk

signs as conversations ive had with adults

Aries:

Dad: Bee movie?

Me: according to all known laws of aviation....fuck that

Taurus:

Me: what do you think of.....Mikey Way?

Mum: fairly attractive

Me: *singular proud tear rolls down face* I have raised you well

Gemini:

Music Teacher: what are you watching on my computer?

Me: vines

Computer:

Music Teacher: hahaha

Cancer:

Me: well I like Death Spells

Geography Teacher: *listens to 0.5 secs of choke on one another* what is wrong with you

Leo:

Music Teacher: oh my God what did you do to my room

Me and my friend: *covered in post it notes that say 'miss vanjie' on them*

Me: nothing...

Virgo:

Art Teacher: *looks at my watercolour recreation of Demolition Lovers by Gerard Way* I think it was originally made with ink...

Me: yes I think so

Me (internally): Gerard did use inks though

Libra:

Drumming Teacher: what type of music do you like?

Me: well I like twenty one pilots

Drumming Teacher: oh god an emo

Scorpio:

Gareth Malone: *walks by*

Me: *getting handcuffed* look, I'm getting handcuffed

Gareth Malone: well I can see that

Sagittarius:

Me: Dominic Sherwood is a mood

Design Technician: Dominic Sherwood is indeed a mood

Capricorn:

((In a hotel room))

Me: do you ever think pillows can see our dreams?

Mum: go the fuck to sleep

Aquarius:

Me: you see I'm one of the good kids-

English Teacher: I literally saw you open the door with your foot yesterday.

Pisces:

Me: miss you wrote my name as sofa on the board

Form Tutor: sorry Sofa

Me: while youre at it, end my suffering