asstrology ∆ signs as shit and stuff and idk

signs as things ive done before bc why not

Aries: I started screaming idkhbtfm lyrics in public

Taurus: I started playing LeatherMØUTh + screamo songs while I was walking home

Gemini: I flipped off a girl from my school who threw something at my dad's car

Cancer: I was watching some drama from my window while sipping tea

Leo: I shouted 'murdoc nichollas is a pickle' at a Murdoc cosplayer in ComicCon

Virgo: I started singing Bohemian Rhapsody with my friend and my music teacher

Libra: I started looking up emo memes in English

Scorpio: I passed a group of Mormons while I repeatedly said 'i am Satan'

Sagittarius: I threw a can of Coke in a crowded hallway and shouted 'K O B E'

Capricorn: I got high at ComicCon

Aquarius: I got my friend to ask a guy selling bongs 'how much is that bong?'

Pisces: I bought a fake gun from Claire's