BTS savage Jokes

BTS Stranded on an Island

Jin- Okay okay, first- I need to calm down. This island hasn't got one bit pink on it. But it's fine. I'm sure I can find something pink. *goes to the jungle*
Is that a pink fruit? OH My Gawd! Yessss! Pink at last!!! *takes a bit off the fruit*
Wait, this tastes weird.... what? Is this poison? I'm dying!!!! Save me!!!!
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Namjoon- Rap mon, don't you dare touch anything on this island. Or else you know what happens..... *soon gets hungry and searches for food. Sees a tree, touches it to take fruits from it. Unfortunately the tree breaks*
Oh manh shit! Wtf? *tree's fruits fall on him making him touch the ground. Ground breaks. Entire island breaks* Ughhhh! I'm so done with life!
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Jimin- Jungkook!!!! Where are you??? Helpeu meeeeh!!!! *wanders into the jungle. Finds Masha and the bear there. Sees the bear making jam*
You have Jam in here?? And I didn't know?
Bear- Yes I made some berry jam. You want?
Jimin- Sureee!!! Thank you so much!
*goes ahead to take the jar, but Namjoon appears out of no where and takes the jam jar*
Namjoon- Sorry Jamless kid... not on my watch. *jam jar breaks cuz he touched it* Opps!
Jimin- Yaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! I'm going to kill youuuuu

(A/N: this was just random. I don't know from where Masha and the bear came. I'm just letting my imagination go wild😅)
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Hoseok- *meets Tinker Bell on the island and flies up with Pixie dust*
I never knew I could fly without a pony!
Pixie Dust is great! *flies all the way back to home*
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Jungkook- Bwi! Save me!
*bwi appears*
Bwi- bwi save Kookie! But Bwi no have alien friend... *cries*
Jungkook- Eomma Jinnnn!
*jin hurries after him*
Jin- Kookie! What's wrong with you? Don't wail like a baby! I'll save you!
Jungkook- Thank you eomma!
*both of them somehow teleports back to home*
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Suga- Where am I? Who cares? *sleeps peacefully by the shore. Sleeps for the next 6276363 years*
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Taehyung- Zhgxusbsbshsnsbsbdhdbv
*calls alien friend since he somehow lost his own powers**alien friend comes with UFO*
Alien- Bwi!!! Sjdhjdnsbdbd
Bwi- kdjxjxjdndndndnb!!!
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A/N
Probably the lamest chapter. But I'm outta ideas right now. Suggest me any!