BTS savage Jokes

BTS in - Shopping!!

Dedicated to JYNSTPHNNIE
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Jin - Hm... Which one do I take? This bag's pink. But this Dress is blush. And this All new Winter Coat is Faux Pink!
This Shoe is Pink too! This Necklace is pink too! Including this Scarf..
Let me handle this-
*cracks fingers and neck*

*thinks deep*
Okay! Why don't I buy all? That's a great idea! You're a genius Jin, and good in looks too!
Store Manager- Um, Sir. Would you like to check out the new collection too?
Jin - Is there anything in pink there?
Store Manager- No. This collection is all about Yellow and Brown for Winter.
Jin- What?! No pink for winter!?
*sues the Manager*

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Shopkeeper - Would you like something sir? There's a whole new collection for winter!
Namjoon- erm. Erm. You better not-
Shopkeeper- you should try this watch. It's waterproof and it has its own mechanism. You don't need batteries.
*puts the watch of Namjoon's hand*
Namjoon- uh- I would not advice that!
*watch breaks as it makes contact with Namjoon's wrist*
Shopkeeper- That watch cost $700! What did you do?
Namjoon- *panics* Um... uh- I'm sorry!
*accidentally touched the whole wreck of expensive Watches and everything breaks* *soon, the whole store breaks*
Shopkeeper- You're gonna payyyy!!!!!

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Jungkook- May I have some candy Mister Shopkeeper?
Shopkeeper- Okay. You like Jelly beans?
Jungkook- I want Jelly Beans! Yay!
Shopkeeper- But aren't you a little too tall for Jelly beans? Where's your mom?
Jungkook- *cries* Mommy!! This man said I'm not a baby! I don't want to be a man!
*Jin appears*
Jin- How dare you! Are you blind? He's a 5 year old kid! *slaps the shopkeeper*
Shopkeeper- You're not even his real mother!
Jin- *gasps* don't say that near him! Are you mad?
Shopkeeper- *whispers* What a weird family. He calls his dad mom.

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Taehyung- Bwi want Alienwear!
Manager- Excuse me?
Taehyung- Alienwear!
Manager- Oh! Wait I'll get you to the T-shirt section! Choose from there!
Taehyung- Okay!
Manager- *picks out a shirt with an alien on it* how's this?
Taehyung- Bwi Friend in there! How you do this?
Manger- They cut and stitch.
Taehyung- Huh? They cut and stitch Bwi friend?!
Manager- Erm... pardon?
Taehyung- will They put cut and stitch bwi too? You monster! You no good!
Manager- It's not me who cut and stitch! Go to the designer and ask!
Taehyung- Hmph! You monster will pay!
*storms out of the store, but quickly grabs an eyeliner for His eomma baekhyun before going*

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Yoongi- *goes to furniture store*
Where do I get Pillows? And yes. Don't forget a new bed!
*walks the store for 1 minute 32 seconds* I'm sleepy.....
zzzzzzzzzzzz

/18 hours later, when the store is about to close/
Manager- Help! There's a ghost sleeping in our new bed! Someone help!!!!

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Jimin - *picks up an item that says- 'Make Fake abs seem real!'* Cool!
But no need. I have real abs. *turns to mirror and pulls up his shirt* Wow! I don't know why Jungkook doesn't like me, I'm so cool!
*sees a shirt that says - 'I've got Jams!'* well! Maybe I can still get jams even if I don't get Jungkook!
*goes to counter to pay*
*sees Namjoon in the Counter*
Namjoon- You bought this?! Nah- not on my watch! *completly destroys the shirt* Now Burn!!!!!
Jimin - This man is an Imposter! Whose with me!?
*nobody raises hand*
Namjoon- Jimin's Got no Jams!
*other customers- Jimin's got no jams!!!! Yeahhhh!!!*
Little Kid- Hey, do you want to come with me and buy jam candy?
Jimin- me?
Little Kid- Noo! Ajusshi! Not you! I thought I was talking to my Friend. He's your height so I mistook you to him. And why should I buy jam candy with you
Jimin - I think it's time to Suicide.

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Hoseok- *sings my little pony as he walks around The store looking for Rain Bow dash's stuffed doll and set*
Huh? There's A Princess Twillight one and a Rainbowdash one. Which do I choose??????
Manager- Do you need help sir?
Hoseok- sure! Thank you! I'm just wondering which should I choose.
Manager- Are you a My little Pony fan? I heard you singing the song! I like them to. I have a whole collection!
Hoseok- Really?
Manager- And don't worry. You can take both. Don't worry about paying. I'll do it for you and check this top - *picks out a My little Pony shirt from a shelf*
Hoseok- it's perfect! I love it! Thank you so much Sir!