BTS savage Jokes

BTS in- The Quest pt. 4 (final)

The six men have found Sire Swaeg in his chamber. But they did not know how to wake him up from his slumber.

"Ghensknvfhnx!" Bwi shouted at the others. They were not able to understand what he was saying.
"Speak in Earth Language Bwi!" Jin yelled. He was also impatient like everyone else.
"Earth? Bwi can do that!" Taehyung lighted up. "What? You can speak earth? But why were you pretending like you didn't?" Jimin asked.
"Bwi like Alien. But if that's what you want.... I can get a translator for us." He offered. "But why translator? We don't need one!" Namjoon blurt in.
"Hmph. Then I'm not talking!" Bwi folded his hands and went beside Yoongi who was dozing off peacefully.
"Okay! I'll get you one!" Namjoon ran after him.
/Namjoon gets translator from nowhere, but unfortunately, as he touches it, it breaks into pieces/
"My gloves! I must've kept it outside while breaking Yoongi from sleep!"

"Aish now we can't communicate with bwi!" Jimin moaned while shushing Baby Kookie who was crying.
"Wait a minute MOD!" Jin cried.
"What's MOD?" Jimin asked.
"Don't you get it? It's short for Monster Of Destruction!" J hope corrected him.
Namjoon glared at them.
"Anyway where was I? Yes! Prince Namjoon.. didn't you say you destroyed Yoongi's dream?"
Namjoon nodded. And Jin continued, "that means you can also destroy Sire Swaeg's slumber!" He cried.
"Omaigawd Jinnn! You genius!" Jimin exclaimed.
"And maybe Mariposa can take you up to Sire Swaeg's dream! But caution! Don't break Mariposa!!!" Jhope added.
"So boys... maybe we can actually fulfil this quest!" Baby Jungkook walked up to them.
/after settling on Mariposa/
"Namjoon, ready?"
"Yup!"
And off he flew and destroyed Sire Swaeg's dream. But when Swaeg woke up, he was angry for someone had woken him up from his 287447year sleep.

"Yah! Who woke me up? I was almost going to break the record of my ancestors! Just 1 more year and I was about to be the new champion!" Sire Swaeg yelled.
His voice made Yoongi wake up too.
"Calm down Sire! I'm your descendant- Min Yoongi! I'll help you overcome your anger!" He said and whispered something in Sir Swaeg's ears.
"Okay I'm a bit relaxed now. But I won't share you the spell to break the curse unless you do me a favour." He said.
"What is it that you want?" They asked.
Sir Swaeg looked embarrassed, "I want Mariposa and Baby Jungkook's cradle for my sleep collection!"
All of them gasped at this, the loudest one from Jhope.
"Noooooooo!" Horsey exclaimed.
"I know it's hard for you, horsey. But remember what you're here." Namjoon explained.
Jhorse gave it a thought. "Finee. But you have to give me Rainbow Dash in return."
"That's settled then. And don't forget The Cradle!" He reminded them.
Jin took baby Jungkook and gave his golden cradle to Sire Swaeg.
"Now, come here Namjoon. I'll break your curse." He said and pulled Namjoon towards him. He started to chant some sort of mantra. There was a glow of light coming from Namjoon.
"I-I'm mortal!" Namjoon exclaimed with excitement. Then turned to Sire Swaeg, "thank you so much Sire Swaeg!!"
Then, they all returned to The Kingdom along with rainbow dash.
Namjoon felt 'that' sensation coming and hurried to a chamber pot. But as he placed his hands on the chamber pot to flush it down, it broke instead and there was this huge mess.
"Whhhhhhyyyyyyyyy!!!!!"  And this sound echoed all over the kingdom.
And so, Prince Namjoon's Curse was unbreakable. He had to live that way with his gloves.
If you ever come across MOD, then please, CAUTION: Do not go near his chamber pot, I repeat- Don not go near his Chambe pot!

A/n
Please don't hate me. I know it's super lame, but this is just what this book is about - Lameness.
We have come to the end of 'the quest'. But I'll keep on updating One shots soon. Feel free to comment what type you'd like me to write. Let your imagination run wilddddd